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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My name is Jesus Junior. Jesus is my dad, God is my grandpa. Let me tell you, life is pretty swell here in the good old US of A.

    By RandyMiller,
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  2. Fish and visitors smell after three days, so please tell your mother to stop packing her suitcase with trout.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  3. There's more than one way to skin a cat, but no one has yet taught Mittens to do her darn taxes.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  4. What's up Squat Dog! Glutes are looking great bro!

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  5. Scott Aukerman more like Squat Aukerman...Glutes are looking Great bro

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  6. I don't think people would've taken Martin Luther King Jr. as serious if his name had been Martin Burger King Whoppers Jr.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. I don't get all of these places where kids eat Free. How can Free be so many places at once, and why hasn't she been arrested, yet?

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  8. My Appalachian appellation is Apple-Sap Pone Snuff, welcome to Best Buy, can I help you with your gadget stuff?

    By bale_of_hail,
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  9. I'm the Voblex. Thank you for that catchphrase, Scott Aukerman.

    By MattSwanson,
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  10. The California Raisins want to make America grape again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. u an insignifican or an insignificunt?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Tivo "Most Evil," Steve-o, and watch Devo on Vevo

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Some states implementing an "ask no questions, tell no lies" approach to solving murder cases

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Best way to see Peter Parkers' pecker? Through a web-cam

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Every silver lining has a dark cloud.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. Go Big or go Home Alone, tried and true advice for Netflix AND Chunky Tinder.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Slaytang? Nay! Corntang? Yay!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. And now, a reading from Second Heynongians, chapter 4, verse 16: "Verily I say unto thee, remove the kernel from thine own bunghole before lying your

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. It was said of Sir Slaytang that he would roam the rows between the corn, searching for a beaver that would never materialize.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Dance like nobody's watching you masturbate because technically pets don't count.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, which is great because I'm a vampire.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  22. The great apes ate grapes tossed through velvet drapes. Say that five times fast or I'll kill you.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  23. Cheer-wolves aren't as cool as beer-wolves, but avoid the fear-wolves, who haven't been the same since the Lear-jet wolves crashed into them.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  24. why did satans' slide finish up in the underworld? because Hell sinky.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. You're supposed to shoot antelopes and scoop cantaloupes, not the other way around!

    By Robert_Yune,
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