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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to, but neither of us say tomato because tomatoes are obsolete in the year 2084

    By mkoyama,
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  2. You can bring a horse to water, but you can’t make him star in the film Waterworld: that movie was already released.

    By mkoyama,
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  3. If dogs could talk, all they would say is “bark bark bark!” It’s just science.

    By mkoyama,
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    • 440 views

  4. It's time somebody brought up the elephant man in the room: Your new boyfriend is reeeeally ugly

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Malignant melanoma rates have plummeted.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  6. Failleys' Comment's composed of volatile ices

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Stock up on Vitamin D supplements.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  8. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Really messes up your circadian rhythm.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  9. no slick ad campaign needed to shift these Hammaged goods

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. I shampoodlered my voblex and all I got was this lousy catchphrase

    By Jason_Pantsuitkas,
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  11. Girl, you ain't got no arms.

    By Bumpy,
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  12. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. That's all that's left in the Goldfish variety pack.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  13. As Uncle Cornelius used to say, "Get the fuck ONTO my lawn, you contumacious whippersnappers."

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Yea that's right; ALL my friends have birthdays tough guy!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. I'm just a heartwarming boy with a cool dude edge who's big into dork rap lately.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. I love internet! I love USA! I love internet!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  17. The first thing youll learn at Harvard Law is the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy trial. The second thing? It's Lobsterfest®, baby!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  18. My soul is wide open, heart is enlarged, I just had a sex dream with Lisa and Marge

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. I'm special I'm gifted my soul she's uplifted my ass he's implanted with croutons and biscuits. Wanna feel?

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. The good news is you've caught all the Pokémon, but the bad news is you've also caught all their venereal diseases.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. An 18-foot-tall statue of a penis? Not in my back door!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. What do we want!? Tang! When do we want it!? At 11:23, but only if the cornbread is done.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Cornscore and twenty microseconds ago, a gravitational wave the size of Iowa totally ruined what would have otherwise been a leisurely day of carp fis

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Jonah Ray told me to say that Bill Cosby has a : "rapier wit"/

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. She's always gone from roughly 7PM to 6AM, depending on your time zone.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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