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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Never you mind what I do with my Beetle Bailey finger puppets come a sultry summer Sunday down on the farm

    By bale_of_hail,
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  2. "SWISH BUBBLE BUBBLE, say your goodbyes, refill with no trouble, counterclockwise." says the toilet

    By Charcoal City,
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    • 385 views

  3. If I had a nickel for every time I did this podcast, it wouldn’t matter, because nickels are obsolete in the year 2084

    By mkoyama,
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    • 421 views

  4. And then, in 2016, brother fought sister in what was known as the Ghostbusters Civil War.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  5. Every day I drink wine for my health, beer for the taste, and whiskey to forget the Phantom Menace

    By DilboSkwisgaar,
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  6. Punch the keys, for god's sake!

    By MrMoxie,
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  7. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten.

    By Jon Onyx,
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  8. Writing about Cool Whip is like dancing about aardvark texture, they both get my bubbles to bobblin'

    By bale_of_hail,
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    • 346 views

  9. This is the greatest podcast in the world period…space…beginning of new sentence…is something I hope someone says about my show exclamation point

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 400 views

  10. Rated GP-30 for sepia-toned baseball imagery, an historical mustache and intense sci-fi litigation, all involving an up-close butthole.

    By bale_of_hail,
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    • 315 views

  11. Lucy in the sky with Lucy, they're a couple now.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. "Oh, did I just blow your mind with my 7th studio album? My bad." says Michael Jackson

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. I'd like to make a joke about "International Clitoris Week" but I know its a sensitive point

    By PetterBristav,
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  14. When in doubt, go walking in the spiderwebs and leave a message and I'll call you back. I mean when you are in NO DOUBT... sorry, I fucked that up.

    By wafflefries,
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  15. Not sure I want to get glasses, since I like to pretend that my life is like walking through Japanese porn.

    By OrigamiMami,
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  16. Sorry I can't read a catch phrase submission today. I forgot my catcher's mitt.

    By BretonTillinghast,
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  17. Grow a spine, Generation Whine

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Come one come all come Urkel & Saul for this commercial casting call. Start reading where it says, "Mmm butter."

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. I'll have a martini -- shaken, not stirred, or swirled, or reheated, or tickled, or frozen to slush and run through my hair.

    By TheBestDavy,
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  20. Where I'm from, everyone refers to him as Iggy Soda.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  21. I've heard it's good for your hair to mix a raw egg and half a beer to use as shampoo, then use the other half of the beer to rinse it out. then shave

    By DilboSkwisgaar,
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  22. Now serving number 37...number 37 please step up to the yellow line

    By AndrewLloydWebster,
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  23. Neither rain, snow, sleet nor hail will keep this postman out of jail. It was premeditated!

    By AndrewLloydWebster,
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  24. Vulgar Orange Julius, all men must try the new Banana Blast smoothie, it's the tits

    By bale_of_hail,
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  25. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy Mexican.

    By AndrewLloydWebster,
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