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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I sweet potato what I sweet potato, and that's all that I sweet potato

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 447 views

  2. Robocock says: Dead or alive, you're coming on me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 385 views

  3. Cockroach. Stinky. Boner. Dudley. Time for another episode of the 80s TV Super Best Friends

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 419 views

  4. When I want you to stop grinding fresh pepper on my salad, I will look you in the eye with a gaze of deepest honesty and respect, touch you firmly on

    By Lamprey,
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  5. "Hey, there's laws against children working overtime," I KIDDED LABORIOUSLY...and was immediately murdered for very good cause.

    By Lamprey,
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  6. Why force it when you can horse it?

    By TimCousins,
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  7. Levis 501 jeans. Leviiis 501 jeaaans. Barbecue sauuuuce!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. Paranoia? Hahaaaa why the fuck would I want paranoia for lunch? Oh, Yoshinoya? Hahaaaa why the fuck would I want Yoshinoya for lunch?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 436 views

  9. Scabracadabra!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. all these malicious online anti-feminist posts seem to be scripted in H8TML

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. The Horse Whisper'er? I hardly know 'er! Oh, the HOARSE whisperer, that gross old lady with the scratchy voice? Yes we've made love several times.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 372 views

  12. I could really go for some flat chested broad minded low income high output middle class shit are we rolling?

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. That oven isn't going to clean itself. Unless it's one of those fancy self-cleaning ovens, in which case, stop rubbing your wealth in my face.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. I missed my flight from Dallas so I had to take one of those old-timey railway handcars to get here, and boy are my arms tired.

    By Rose_Cream,
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  15. Ground Control to Captain Ron, commencing movie eyepatch on.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. The Rusty Trombone now #1 on Riker's Island

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 430 views

  17. Life is but a candle flame: A light just barely bright enough to make out all the smut.

    By Lamprey,
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  18. Your girlfriend explaining to your friends her previously unmentioned enthusiasm for eugenics was filmed before a live studio audience.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  19. That rash didn't get there all by itself, Monty Hall! I mean, I'll take what's behind door number three.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  20. Whom will Rachel give the rose? Find out on tonight's Dratchelor!

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. This week, Dateline presents a new best-of "To Catch a Predator: The Little Prince Edition."

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 469 views

  22. Little scuba divers bumping against my window? Treasure chests in my living room?...This truly is the dawning of the Age of Aquariums

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. To make a long story short, cut the book in half. Here, use my scissors.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 353 views

  24. It's getting Hoth in here, so take off all your Poes, Damerons that is.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. It's the hokey pokey, man. That's what it's all about.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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