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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A bird in the bush is worth half a bird in the hand. That's just math.

    By Razor Boy,
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  2. A bird in the Chan is worth 2 in the Jackie Starring Chris Tucker.

    By Jake Dingus,
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  3. A bird in the hand beats two hands in Barbara Bush.

    By Art Barf,
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  4. A bird in the hand is better than two in my bush - I'm full up down there!

    By Smozi,
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  5. A bird in the hand is either very unhappy or dead.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. A bird in the hand is good, but in today's economy, those two bush birds are looking even better.

    By AquaGoat,
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  7. A bird in the hand is sore. Pecky bastards.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, but the bird in my hand hides 2 beneath it's bush.

    By FartsMcCool,
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  9. A bird in the hand is worth a fistful of regret, depending on the temperament of the bird.

    By Atypical,
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  10. A bird in the hand is worth about $7.50 depending on the hand and how much you want to have sex with it

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  11. A bird in the hand is worth about twenty bucks and twenty bucks is worth 40 antlers.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  12. a bird in the hand is worth nothing to anyone that does't accept strangled birds as currency.

    By fartbreathmcfuckyouscott,
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  13. A bird in the hand is worth nothing. Nobody likes birds.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  14. A bird in the hand is worth one bird, regardless of how many are in the bush. Why would I pay you for more birds than you have?

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  15. A bird in the hand is worth one in the hand

    By ava1anche69,
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  16. A bird in the hand is worth poo in my bush

    By Chippy Long,
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  17. A bird in the hand is worth the going rate of that bird. Throw the hand in maybe it's worth a little more.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 542 views

  18. A bird in the hand is worth two dicks in a bush.. sounds like a medical problem

    By Friend of P,
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  19. A bird in the hand is worth two herrings in the shrubbery.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. A bird in the hand is worth two hours with your cat

    By trecoolx,
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  21. A bird in the hand is worth two if you pretend your hand is another bird.

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,
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  22. A bird in the hand is worth two in Eugene Levy’s eyebrows.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush - but now you have salmonella because according to wikipedia: "The bacteria lives in their intestines."

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  24. A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush did 9/11.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  25. A Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush of the bird in the hand is Larry Bird and the two in the bush are regular birds and its a basketball game.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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