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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He reads a catchphrase for Comedy Bang Bang. What happens next will leave you speechless.

    By RandyMiller,
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  2. This just in, Desdemona and Othello spotted making the beast with two backs; more to come soon.

    By Teedub,
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  3. I'm sure he raised a few 'golden whores' too

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Romantically speaking, Billy Ocean inspired me to find easy lovers who would get into my car, but technically speaking I just like picking up hookers.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Do crickets hear people laughing when their jokes bomb?

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Sugar-addicted cowboys always keep a boot in the rear full of root beer for a lil' toot of good cheer.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Here's me thinking that Happy Days was an American television sitcom that aired in 1974, and NOT a play in two acts, written by Samuel Beckett

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. They chalked the pelvic bruising down to the fact the deceaseds' spouse had recently started following Michael Dorn on twitter

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. 2B, or not 2B, where’s my apartment?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  10. The Easy Bake Oven has learned to cook and I think I'm in love.

    By Rev. Mike,   
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  11. How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Because he is outstanding in his field, Sir Bilious J. Cornbuster has been promoted to head scarecrow.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. What's the difference between a can of corn and a boner? I don't have a can of corn right now.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Don't need no credit card to ride this train.

    By GregCoburn,
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  15. Hazelnuts, almonds, pecans, cashews. This is going to be the best omelette ever!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  16. I just bought the best Shetland Pony on the market. Top shelf. How'd it get up there tho? Those tiny, powerful legs I bet.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  17. No Heynong Man t-shirts available!?!? (Softly weeps into his cornbread.)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. The best part of waking up is morning sex in your cup. Unless you're like me and the best part is just a good old cup of coffee.

    By AnthonyHazard,
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  19. Hey Billy Joe Armstrong, chin up and take my advice: don't walk down streets with such long names!

    By Matt DeMotts,
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  20. Uh-oh a speed trap! Good thing I brought heroin instead.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  21. I am a sailing man. To me the sea is the land. I dig while I dive then process food to survive. You will remember me: a sailing man.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. What's up Hotdog (actor, model, hotdog)?

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  23. hail hydra, heil hitler, hello kitty

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Come come Mr. Bond, we both know you contracted thunderballs from the spy that loved you, but these rewetting drops are for your eyes only.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Give someone a fish, they'll eat for a day. Teach someone to fish and they'll soon figure out that fishing is boooooring!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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