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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and one in the pink is worth three in the tush.

    By trunks5757,
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  2. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and two in the bush is worth one in the tush

    By AreolaGrande,
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  3. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bird with a bush is worth a hand in the tush

    By King Dong III,
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  4. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bush in hand is priceless

    By Entirely Wholesome Content,
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  5. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a porcupine holds no value at all.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a porcupine holds no value at all.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  7. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but I prefer my Christmas goose the traditional way, Grandma.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  8. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but trying to sell two birds you found in a bush isn't as easy as it sounds.

    By CanonManley,
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  9. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, therefore an old fashioned is worth a finger blastin'.

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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  10. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, to become president I just grab some puss

    By SuperG3663,
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  11. A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush, Unless You Get Lucky And Instead It's The Tush

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  12. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, which makes it worth nothing, since birds are obsolete in the year 2048

    By mkoyama,
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  13. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! That's what my gynecologist says.

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  14. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Forget the birds - gimme that bush, baby!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  15. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But let's be honest, if you've got even one bird in your bush, it may be time for a waxing.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the sky is worth a fist in the tush.

    By G-spot-Grandma,
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  17. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A turd in my pants is just poo from my tush.

    By Touch Connors,
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  18. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But birds poop a lot. So I prefer the two that stay in the bush and don’t poop in my hand.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Man, I didn't know Britain leaving the EU was gonna be this big of a change!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  20. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Now is the time to sell.

    By Track Package,
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  21. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Two in the bush is worth one in the stink. Now subtract the number of birds and divide by your hands.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  22. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush....

    By dw3000,
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  23. A bird in the hand is worth two in the butt.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. A bird in the hand is worth two in the gooch

    By Big Smidge,
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  25. A bird in the hand is worth two in the shepherd's bush

    By barrycrabb,
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