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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 392 views

  3. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. A catchphrase? In this economy!?

    By realjackwalker,
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    • 700 views

  5. A caucasian's left breast: The other white teat.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with sprite and milk.

    By cianumis,
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  7. A census taker once tried to test me. I turned off all the lights and hid in my basement with some refried beans and a box of wine. Sluuuurp!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. A chicken in every Schnickpot and a Colfax on every ear of corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. A Chinese finger trap can't work if you don't have any fingers. Who's trapped now?!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 372 views

  10. A chiseled chin and a greased up watermelon made for quite the ride into the sunset.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 287 views

  11. A cigarette rests between her tits, Wtf is with that shit, It is the wrong way

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. A Civil Action 2. This time it's personal injury

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 156 views

  13. A clean butt is a sign of an empty mind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 184 views

  14. A clear water fish is better than a dirty water dish

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  15. A cleft in my heart has driven us apart - after you left me bereft with thy deft panty theft.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. A clerical error left me with an unlicensed baptism

    By an adorable bunny,
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  17. A clockwork orange is the new black stallion

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. A closed casket at my funeral? Over my dead body!

    By smitty,
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    • 475 views

  19. A co-worker recently said to me: "Surely, you must be excited be for the weekend." I said "I am. And thanks for referring to me by my real name...

    By Colt,
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  20. A codpiece may be worn with mirth by even those of great girth.

    By Mister_Not_So_Limpet,   
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    • 370 views

  21. A collection of stuffed animals in your car's rear windshield, but hear me out, they're boning.

    By password123,
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  22. A comedy in the hand is worth two bangs in the bush

    By DjangoTwango,
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  23. A comedy tour where you're separated from your significant other is sort of like the opposite of a conjugal visit.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 355 views

  24. A comma is the difference between "You'll never get me Lucky Charms" and "You'll never get ME, Lucky Charms!"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 512 views

  25. A common mosquito ate my cheesy bean burrito!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 323 views
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