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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A controversial catchphrase submitter looks down at the boy and says, "I can't operate on this girl. She's my son."

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. A cop pulled me over last night. I hate being a blue sweater

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  3. A coquettish elderly girl scout. A gruesomely disfigured carnival freak. Watch them take down big pharma, and dry-hump, next, on an all new "Blossom"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. A corn farmer, a priest, and a hovering giraffe walked into a bar. Actually, the giraffe hovered in, but you know what I mean. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. A corn nut, a sentient fart, and a spoon named Walter walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this? Some kind of catchphrase?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. A corn-themed tour of Guangzhou in a surrey built for two? Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course. And no one can talk to a corpse, of course. That is, of course, unless that corpse is the famous Mr. Dead

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  8. A cowardly cow herd heard word of bird turds on Aunt Gertrude’s worst fur girdle.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. A crab claw is just a lobster claw that ate tiny juice.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  10. A cracker is a white person you smear with cheese. My favorite flavor is Rosemary & Privilege

    By LARDdischarge,
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  11. a criggly lil piggie crumbled some crimblies into a wimbly bimbly, and like a coward, you did nothing

    By Kyle Dallman,
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  12. A Crippling Fear Of The Unknown: It's not just for breakfast anymore

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. A cross-stitch in time bores nine. Sewing is lame.

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. A crow had a row with the way I mow, but I don't feed into that seed.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  15. A crown of cheese, a throne of beef; I am the cookie king!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  16. A cube is an extended square, yeat what is life but an extrusion of this very moment?

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  17. A curse of endless breadsticks upon you, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By BesidesIllegal,
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  18. A dance crew walks into a bar, and they get SERVED

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. A dandy of a lion, picked a dandelion.He brought it to his wife because she was crying. She'd been roaring about his snoring, but, she kissed him on..

    By Messy Jesse Skewball,
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  20. A dark night in a city that knows all about mediocre comedy. On the 12th floor of the Earwolf Building, one man is hilariously attempting to tie his s

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. A dark night in a city that knows how to appreciate anti-comedy. On the 12th floor of the Earwolf building, one man is still trying to find the an

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. A dark night in a midwestern state with a lapsed ethanol subsidy. But one man is still lobbying the Agriculture committee—Slob Coberman, Corn Advocate

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. A dark night in a midwestern state without an ethanol subsidy. But one man is still lobbying the Agriculture subcommittee—Cob Kernelman, Corn Advocate

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. A day late, a dollar short, an Adrien Brody'd

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  25. A day may come when the immaturity of catchphrases fade... when we forsake our bathroom humor and break away from low-hanging fruit... BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY! For now, here's a moose knuckle sandwich.

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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