Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. A dollop will do ya, but a mouth full will require cash up front

    By cianumis,
    • 0 replies
    • 350 views

  2. A dong in hand's worth two in the tush.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
    • 0 replies
    • 256 views

  3. A dong in the bush is worth two in the hand.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
    • 0 replies
    • 723 views

  4. A double homicide......

    By unclenutso,
    • 0 replies
    • 994 views

  5. A double rainbow is almost as rare as people who give a shit about double rainbows

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 423 views

  6. A drip and a rube will meet in a cube someday listening to this podcast. Maybe it's love, maybe it's Ovaltine.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
    • 0 replies
    • 156 views

  7. A duck is a duck, and with any luck/The duck will get lucky and get a good fuck/And not get the clap and then have to flap/His way to the HMO!

    By Yabadabadook,   
    • 0 replies
    • 319 views

  8. A duck walks into a bar and says “Can I have some corn?” and the bartender nails his beak to the bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 454 views

  9. A duel? To the death? Then the weapon of choice is mine to make! I choose heroin.

    By Dhalgren,
    • 1 reply
    • 690 views

  10. A dyslexic walks into a bra and the bartender says "Get the fuck out of my bra, perv!"

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
    • 0 replies
    • 251 views

  11. A failure of the heart is really just a failure of your private part

    By Angry Trellis,
    • 0 replies
    • 206 views

  12. a familiar smell, easily deciphered: its the ripe old scent of grandpop’s diaper

    By Caroline Parry,
    • 0 replies
    • 262 views

  13. A familiar thing, a new thing, a gross thing, a rhyming thing.

    By Briny Lickfold,
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views

  14. A family outing is when an entire family is revealed to be gay against their wishes. Very rare.

    By reversemantra,
    • 0 replies
    • 259 views

  15. A Family That Eats Together, Sleeps Together.

    By AOMaggots,
    • 0 replies
    • 234 views

  16. A fantastical creature with the head of a baby hippo, and the body of a dead baby hippo

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 156 views

  17. A farty party is a party where I farty and you party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 146 views

  18. A farty party is where you farty and I party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 151 views

  19. A Father’s Chode Needs A Mother’s Abode

    By Lord Dogwater,
    • 0 replies
    • 347 views

  20. A Feast! A Feast! was cancelled due to yeast

    By slowestjogger,
    • 0 replies
    • 266 views

  21. A few hard drugs never hurt anyone.

    By Chaz_dos,
    • 0 replies
    • 661 views

  22. A few hundred years ago you could burn a witch, but you couldn't burn a CD, but anybody could burn a calorie or two and I think that's mighty fine

    By Horse For A Brother,
    • 0 replies
    • 348 views

  23. A few screws loose when I hit the juice, but I never met a man who loved a food fight truce.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 290 views

  24. A few suggestions

    By adamwest,
    • 0 replies
    • 0 views

  25. A few years after partnering with a sex robot, you only get the "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, select, start, B, A" on your birthday--and that's if you're lucky.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views
×