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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A gangbang pays better than a blowbang, and the shoot is usually a lot more respectable. The only downside is you don't get to suck as many dicks.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  2. A generous portion of beef, a dry run of exotic herbs and spices, and a dab of crème fraiche... Now I'm ready for humping.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. A gentle nod of acknowledgement will suffice if by chance we cross paths whilst wearing identical scarves.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. A gentleman never tells, he siiiiiiiiiiiings.

    By TheBestDavy,
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  5. A ghost horse floats into a bar. The bartender says “Why the l-l-l-long face?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. A ghost shrieking at my door in the middle of the night is bad enough, but now you’re telling me someone’s going to die, too?!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. A giggle of glee when the goose is loose is best with all hands honking.

    By Gigglepuss,
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  8. A girl in the hand is worth two girls with one cup.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  9. A girl must kill without question. A girl must be faceless with no name. A girl must not give her snapchat handle to businessmen by the name of Herber

    By buttermetwice,
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  10. A glass full of rum and an ass full of cum. Now that’s what I call fun in the sun.

    By Boob Seger,
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  11. A glob of bread on a pudding head! thats what a young boy needs!

    By forgotten-dingo,
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  12. A glockenspiel is a glock you shouldn't conceal because, hey, music is for the people.

    By Thomas Fiddlesticks,
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  13. A GNARLY GODDAMN SKELETON, EQUIPPED WITH BLOOD AND GUTS AND SHIT, DWELLS INSIDE EACH OF US! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. A gold-plated watch beats a mold-covered crotch. But I'll swear an oath that I can swallow both.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. A good band name, it might work as a catchphrase..

    By Jamesy,
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  16. A good beginning is half the Beatles. And half of them met a bad end.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. A good captain goes down with the ship. A great captain goes down on you in a truckstop bathroom.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. A good flan is hard to bind

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. A good man is hard to heynong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. A good man once said, "Believe in yourself and all dreams are possible." He was immediately eaten by a shark. You made it, Stanley, you made it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. A good old fashioned radio

    By spookyUser,
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  22. A good relationship is a lot like a penis. No further questions, your honor.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. A good riddle is like an exorcist boxer: it beats the hell outta me!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. A good solution to gang violence would be to let Kool run more of them. How often have you heard about The Gang getting in trouble since Kool took over.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. A great man once said, "At what point, as a mercy thing, do you snip a penis in half?" On today's show, one of our guests will find out!

    By JasonFournier,
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