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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A grieving widow twice removed is a happy widow indeed

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. A grisly reboot of Entourage, starring the darkest anti-hero, Turtle!

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  3. A grown ass man walks into a bar and the bouncer says, “Hey buddy, I’m gonna need to see some kind of hyphen.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. A guest in a best is often the best with comedic jest abreast on their chest

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  5. A guy walks into a suspender store and says to the clerk, "Good sir, could you put together an assorted box of your best horizontal half belts?...

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  6. A guy walks into Babar.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. A guy wanted to fight because I'm in the Winter Olympics but I told him I'm a luger not a fighter.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. A Gygax climax is an Orcgasm

    By Burritofeet,
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  9. A gyro ain't nothin' but a sandwich

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. A half eaten orange is just meals on peels

    By BreezyBeefyButthole,
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  11. A hammer a day keeps the nails in place

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. a hammock is an air bath that slowly drives you insane - mark twain

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. A hand in the bush is a triple bogie in golf but it’s an albatross in the sheets

    By Philmccrackn,
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  14. A hand in the bush is worth two in the pink

    By the constant pardner,
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  15. A hand in the Bush is worth two in the stink

    By JohnnyBastos,   
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  16. A hand in the sky to wave goodbye, a fist in my bum to make me cum

    By Gagnon Jules,
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  17. A hand without fingers is useless for everything but slapping.

    By ryangrayson,
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  18. A handful of people? How small are these people!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  19. A handy from Jesus is a hole in one

    By Jake Dingus,
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  20. A handy mnemonic for remembering the alphabet is ABCDEFGHIJKLMN Orpheus shouldn't have looked back at Persephone QRSTUVWXY and Z

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  21. A hard boiled egg a day keeps the doctor away from my eggy farts

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  22. A hard-boiled egg would be good right about now, but fuck it, who's got the time?

    By CPiz,
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  23. A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory

    By Thedge,
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  24. A hat on a cat? Now I’ve seen everything!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. A hat on a hat with its balls on the other hat’s forehead? Now THAT’s funny!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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