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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A haunted drunken boat trip would be a "Booze Boos Cruise" and would have both spirits and spirits

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. A healthy smile starts with the right toothpaste. From whitening toothpaste solutions to fluoride-infused formulas for gum health, you can find the Crest toothpaste that’s right for you.

    By WallyScreenshots,
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  3. A heart ain't nothin' but an upside down butt. Happy Valentine's Day, listeners. Won't you let me into your butts?

    By Skeevins,
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  4. A hedge between keeps the friendship green, and if you’re come keen come tug on my peen.

    By Thelonious Gooch,
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  5. A hedge between keeps the friendship green, and if you’re keen come tug on my peen. 

    By Thelonious Gooch,
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  6. A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. A hippie, a horticulturalist, and a White House photographer walk into a bar. One of them better show me some bush.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. a hole in the ground in Birmingham, England?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. A hologram never loses it's edge, you just gotta look harder, old man.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. A homerun Baseball that makes noise? That's a real Humdinger.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. A hooker with a heart of gold. A pimp with a silver tongue. A psychotic john with a taste for alchemy.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. A horse backstrokes into a bar. The bartender says “Weird. Normally you just walk in.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. A horse divorce is a matter of course and often one to be ta’en by force.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. A horse flies into a bar. The bartender says “Man, if you had arms, I bet they’d be tired!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A horse girl, a horse girl, my kingdom for a horse girl!

    By Hom Tanks,
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  16. A Horse Is a Horse and Now and Now Mommy Wants a Divorce

    By yrpalfootefoote,
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  17. A horse is a horse is a horse of course, unless it’s a morse horse, and then it’s a  ••••  – – –  • – •  •••  •

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. A horse is a horse is a horse, of course. Unless it’s crossed with a donkey, and then it’s a mule, you jackass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. A horse is a horse of course of course, but why does this horse always get blown off course? Paper Horses are shit.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. A horse is a horse of course of course. I'm pretty confused as to what you thought it was. It may be time for glasses.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  21. A horse is a horse of course unless that horse is the famous former Attorney General under Ronald Reagan, Edwin Meese.

    By ChrisWoods,
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  22. A horse is a horse of course, unless it's part of the second course. Then it's just called delicious.

    By Little Tiny Baby,
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  23. A horse is a horse, of coarse. That, however, is Sarah Jessica Parker.

    By dhxlive,
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  24. A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is of course, unless the horse, has ears!

    By TurboFool,
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  25. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, so what’s this TV show about?

    By GinosGooch,
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