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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, Unless it slips into a supermassive black hole

    By julianrpe,   
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  2. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless it's a cock and balls.

    By NilRaz,
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  3. A horse is a horse, of course, of course/However that horse has got onto the horse/And then it's course will turn the worse/And the horse will soon be dead!

    By Yabadabadook,   
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  4. A horse is a horse, with no remorse and no one can talk down a horse of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed Harris

    By PopWhatMagnitude,   
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  5. A horse pole-vaults into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long stick?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. A horse walked into a bar nose first on account of his face being long, and the bartender was like “It is taking you a long time to get to the bar!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. A horse walks into a bar and asks “You got any grapes?” The bartender says “I think you’re in the wrong joke buddy. And by that I mean you’re not a duck, because the joke is about a duck that walks into a bar three different times and asks for grapes, and

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. A horse walks into a bar and is therefore disqualified from the horse jumping contest.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  9. A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” Horse says, “It’s an evolutionary trait selected to maximize air intake while running.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “We have a drink named after you!” The horse says “You have a drink named Rodeo Kyle the Ass-Lipped Wonder Stallion?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “Got caught in an industrial face-stretcher.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “My cat died.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “My goldfish died.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. A horse walks into a barn. The barntender says “Hay?” The horse says, “Nong, man.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A horse walks into a bartender. The bartender says “Walk much, longface?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. A horse walks into a boar and says, "This forest is very crowded."

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. A horse walks into an airport bar. The bartender says “How long is your hayover?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. A horse wearing a sign that says “Ask me about my long face” walks into a bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. A horse-walks-into-a-bar-joke walks into a bar. The bartender says “I’m really getting sick of this meta-humor shit, bro.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. A horse, a horse, a condom for my horse! (I’m a real King Dick when it comes to safe horse sex.)

    By EricWeaver,
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  21. A horse, a horse! My kingdom to any cosmetic surgeon that can successfully transform me into a horse!

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. A Horshack, a Horshack, my Kotter for a Horshack.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. A hostage situation is a chilling scenario. A couple bean bags and an N64 with your buds is a CHILLIN' scenario

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  24. A hot cooking tip to brown ground meat: simply set up a tray underneath the seat.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  25. A hot dog is not a sandwich, let me be franks with you.

    By irishstevenj,
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