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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A Judas Priest, a Ribeye steak & a Father John Misty walk into a Barnes & Noble. Their horse's name was Wimbly, he gladly paid on Tuesday

    By greazey_bob,
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  2. A juicy life he pursued. A juicy life he lived. From countless Playgirl’s he perused. His member was the only thing he did.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. A kernel in the hand is worth an ear in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. A kernel in the hand is worth an ear in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. A kernel of corn walks into a bar. The bartender says “Maize I help you?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. A kiss in the morning, a soft pat at noon, a light rub at sun down, I'll be a man soon.

    By Danny Boyko,
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  7. A kiss lasts only a minute...

    By StephenAllan,
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  8. A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but dat ass is a boy’s best friend.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  9. A knife-fed ape will never plod seaward

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  10. A koolaid jug acting with fanfaronade wishes that he was just pink lemonade.

    By FaceLikeThunder,
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  11. A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. A lady never reveals her age of ultron but if she did I'd avenge her

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. A Lannister always pays his debts. That's why the Lannisters have a credit rating in the 800s.

    By OscarOrtiz,
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  15. A large group of beetles is called a called a possi. Paul McCartney killed Tupac.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  16. A large group of Stingray's is called a "Fever" but a large group of white people is called a "Yogurt Commercial"

    By JoshTorres,   
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  17. A Latino man whose children have moved out: Empty Nestor

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. A layer of ketchup with a side of mayo.

    By Qkombur,
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  19. A left-handed moth, a defective parachute, and an elephant wearing pajamas walk into a bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. A lemon, a lime / a hemin, a crime / a Yemen, a horrific human rights crisis.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. A leopard can’t change it’s spots, but I just used my BeDazzler to add a whole bunch of new ones, and now I’m left with a very bloody and...

    By Guest Michele Bachmann's Toy Boy,
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  22. A leopard cannot change its spots, except for Ol' Sharpie McSpotschange, but he's a real dick

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. A leopard never changes its spots but it does ACCESSORISE!!!

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. A lewd "Jaws"?! Jude Law's X-rated reboot is a low blow for Gigolo Joe.

    By MattyWox,
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  25. A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its pants. So let that be a lesson to all you truthies out there

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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