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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A loaf of bread a day will keep the doctor away. Unless you're gluten intolerant.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  2. A lonely farmer once said

    By idrinkclubsoda,   
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  3. A lonely frog in an abandoned train yard whose best friend just died. It starts to rain rain.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. A long horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You have a typically long face for a horse, but why is your horse body so abnormally long?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  6. A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  7. A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  8. A long long time ago, in a place not very far from here, a person once did a thing. Don't forget that!

    By Bigsmak,
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  9. A long time ago in a galaxy far far away

    By fredsolo,
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  10. A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the hoe thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the whole hoe thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the whole hoe thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Alf was arrested for public urination.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. A long, lost friend is not the same as a lost,long friend.

    By Josiah,
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  15. A lot of folks were angry with the removal of that Bogdanovich flick, but you gotta know when it's okay to pull your Peter.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. A lot of grammas are going to have tribal trampstamps in 40 years

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  17. A lot of guys would ask you to say that one more time. Not me. I’m asking you to have said it one fewer times.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. A lot of people don’t know this, and isn’t THAT convenient!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. A lot of people tell me that I don't use-hyphens correctly.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  20. A lot of people think of me as the original Narnia.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. A lot of you are wondering...yes I do blast the cast with my pee

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. A machine that can punch my face into coinage? I have to say I'm impressed.

    By dhxlive,
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  23. A man (Johnny Depp), a plan (a bank heist), a canal (Erie), am i doing this right?

    By Sammyfein,
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  24. A man and a boy are killed in a car accident. The doctor says, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." It's because she's a lady

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. A man and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because ducks aren't allowed in there

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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