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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A man and his son walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, that's my son!" How is this possible? Because the bartender was talking about some other kid, that's how

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. A man called Doris sang the chorus and all the Irish taters cried

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  3. A man in Connecticut teaches mannequin ettiquette, so when Anakin's hand is hit, gotta get him a medic kit.

    By Electromancer,
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  4. A man is nothing without his family...unless he has obscene wealth and several mistresses.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a dollar. The bartender says, "Every day you come in here and ask for a dollar. I'll tell you what."

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. A man walks into a bar with a piano and a 10-inch pianist, and that pianist had a huge cock

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  7. A man walks into a bar.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. A man walks into a bar. He goes behind the bar and starts serving drinks because he's the bartender

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. A man who hated redundancy died this morning. Now he's gone forever, and always will be.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client. A lawyer who is his own client has a man for a foo...you know what? Forget this catchphrase-craft

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. A man with one wet finger is a man with whom I've been there.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  12. A man, a plan, a canal - colonoscopy!

    By BanjoCat,
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  13. A man, a plan, a canal, his anus.

    By agentsofrelaxation,
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  14. A man, a plan, a canal, Ipanema

    By OccamsRazorBurn,
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  15. A man, a plan, a canal... Pamela?

    By theoren_1,
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  16. A man, a plan, Ted Kaczynski

    By Kevllis,
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  17. A man. A plan. A Canal. A-Whatever noun. A-Who cares? My name is Jake Chill-in-Hall.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  18. A man. A plan. A canal. And that mans name? Panama Dan AKA Canal Joe AKA the Sand Panda.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. A man. A plan. A canal. Panama. And that mans name? Alvin Einstein.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. A man's purse is called a murse because a woman's purse is worse

    By sodapopcat,
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  21. A mans best friend is a dog. That's why I married Betsy. On no, Betsy is a human. I'm sorry if that confused you.

    By Mobster84,
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  22. A market crash is coming like this country's never seen, but I'll be sitting pretty in my castle made of solid reddit gold.

    By Lamprey,
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  23. A mass stigmata... that will show 'em.

    By EricWatson,
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  24. A member of Larry's militia is secretly a Hare Krishna and he's shtooping Larry's wife Patricia. Poor Larry

    By Dhalgren,
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  25. A message from Kleenex: Get out of the heat take a seat but don't beat your meat in our sheets! It ain't neat! Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By MoForShore,
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