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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A new study found that no matter what you eat your cum still tastes pretty gross.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. A new topic? Newt Optics. Everything looks like a reason to shit your pants when the only thing noteworthy about you is the fact that your eyes couldn’t be bothered to let you see through them, and that they’re the 1st ingredient in 100% of witch’s curses

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  3. A newborn baby's first moments of life are so precious and important so don't fuck them up by cutting part of his dick off

    By bract,
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  4. A nice rack

    By idrinkclubsoda,
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  5. A nickel for a pickle, a tickle or a lickle. Don't be fickle or I'll charge you for a dickle. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  6. A nickel per tickle, a dollar to holler, give me some money, I'm living in squalor

    By Octopiss,
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  7. A nickel’s but a tickle, so I’ll take a Ben Frank in my spank bank

    By Number36Cow,   
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  8. A Nigerian prince supplies me with hints so to overcome Lifes troubles. His name is UmBojo he only cums solo and his farts smell of undercooked mince

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. a nightingale sang in charles barkley's hair

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. A no nonsense approach to nonsense is required. Some birds actually eat giant Spiders.

    By Bigsmak,
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  11. A nonfinite holomorphic vector bundle and an orthogonal Riemann manifold walk through a bar together at different times without entering it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. A noose, or perhaps an alpine butterfly loop you say? I think knot.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. A note from the Professor

    By ProfessorCockington,   
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  14. A nut in the bush is worth two in the pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A one in the stink is worth two in the pink

    By Promo code: bootyhole,
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  16. A paper bag may cure your hyperventilation now, but a plastic one will cure it forever

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. A part in hair or a fart in air is better than a shart in underwear.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  18. A partridge in a pear tree? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? You know what, just get out.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. A patient accused me of improperly amputating his asscheeks, so I offered a rebuttal

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. A patty melt makes a daddy melt!

    By mspainttrash,
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  21. A pea shell flung into the wind humorously is a comedy pod cast.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. A peanut sat on a railroad track. A railway safety officer came by and said, “What are you, nuts?” And then she gave birth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. A pear is just pea with an r added. That's it, no wordplay or hidden double meanings, no innuendo or urine jokes intended.Just thought you should know

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. A pen! A teller! Is this a bank or Las Vegas magic show? Also put all the money in the fucking bag or I'll blow your goddamn head off!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. A penis pump of this quality has a lot of bells and whistles; when you shoplift it the anti-theft devices go off

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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