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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A penis shaved is a penis razor burned

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. A penis shaved is a penis spurned.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 401 views

  3. A penis, or a bumpy scar where the penis used to be before a horrible accident. It's all the same in the dark.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 239 views

  4. A penny earned is a penny inserted into my anus

    By PickleDaddy,
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    • 245 views

  5. A penny for a thot encourages her to post more nudes

    By hankyspanky,
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    • 464 views

  6. A penny for your thongs? Now that's a great deal!

    By buttholespelunker,
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  7. A penny for your thoughts -- especially if you're thinking about intercourse. Man, what a steal!

    By crashdavis81,
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  8. A penny for your thoughts and a dime for my Jorts

    By Leo Vandolly,   
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    • 254 views

  9. A penny for your thoughts at Denny’s after shots.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. A Penny For Your Thoughts Only Gets You A Bad Therapist

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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    • 244 views

  11. A penny for your thoughts would make me broke

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  12. A penny for your thoughts, a dime for your brats

    By ImAChuckster,
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  13. A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for your kiss, a bitcoin for your black market goods.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 353 views

  14. A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for your whistle, and a dime for your time, i'll give ya a quarter to be on my podcast because I need a guest.

    By Lasko Lakewood,   
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  15. A penny for your thoughts. A nickel for your dreams. Would you take 80 dollars for the cordless vacuum cleaner?

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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    • 176 views

  16. A penny gathered is a Penny Marshall'd

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  17. A penny pinched is a piece of worthless currency robbed for even less value, so that the sum is lesser than the subtractions of it's values, inflation not factored in.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 241 views

  18. A penny saved is a nickel, a nickel saved is a dime, and a dime saved is a bright and shiny quarter. Thanks inflation!

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 266 views

  19. A penny saved is a penny earned and thrown in the garbage because it's so much easier to just round up.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 446 views

  20. A penny saved is a penny earned is a penny melted down into a race of copper super-robots hellbent on the destruction of mankind

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 380 views

  21. A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny shaved is razor burned.

    By Bluecorncrust,
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    • 410 views

  22. A penny saved is a penny earned, but I had that penny on the train track for a reason, asshole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 283 views

  23. A penny saved is a penny earned, said grandpa joe in my dead aunt's urn

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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    • 320 views

  24. A penny saved is a penny earned, so take a penny, leave a penny. Meeting adjourned.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  25. A penny saved is a penny earned. But a peeny shaved is a peeny burned.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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    • 556 views
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