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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A penny saved is a penny lost in the couch cushion later.

    By Mobster84,
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  2. A penny saved is a penny urned and now my grandfather's ashes taste like copper

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  3. A penny saved is a penny, nerd.

    By NotMetric,
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  4. A penny saved is another snack I don’t have to buy my piggy bank.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. A penny wise and a pound foolish, IT 2’s in theaters now if you’re feeling ghoulish.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  6. A pepper shortage is nothing to sneeze at.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. A perfect example of why Ugly Babies need love too.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. A person a day keeps the apple doctor away.

    By buttermetwice,
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  9. A person who gets it doggy style doesn’t take it lying down.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. A personal-sized sunbeam made of raw bread and pig fat in Burkina, Mr. Puente, is a dough-ray-me Faso lard, Tito.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. A pessimist would say Dave lost half his head in the accident. But Dave was an optimist, and you know what he'd say? Nothing - he's quite dead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. A petting zoo is a great place to meet chicks

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  13. A pickle & a mongoose walk into a bar, go up to the counter and ask the bartender for a drink, bartender stares at them with wide eyes, then clutches his chest and drops down dead. To see a pickle & a mongoose walk & talk were too much for his ol' ticker.

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. A pickle a day is actually ok.

    By Dr Lovido,
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  15. a pickle well earned is a pickle well spent and a pickle up your butt is a pickle twiced ferment

    By Madoff Shitler,
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  16. A picnic blanket is just a tablecloth you put your nasty feet on.

    By CornOnTheKebab,
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  17. A picnic isn't a picnic without a hardboiled egg!

    By Alferd Packer,
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  18. A picture is worth a thousand words, but this big bird sex tape aint worth a damn.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  19. A picture is worth a thousand words, unless it's a picture of Lauren Lapkus in which case I'm going to need to borrow a dictionary.

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. A picture is worth a thousand words. And a thousand turds is worth a picture.

    By cianumis,
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  21. A picture of a rolling stone killing two birds in a bush is worth a thousand words, also it gathers no moss, the stone I mean

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. A picture speaks a thousand words, but most of them are racial slurs.

    By Andrew Paulsen,
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  23. A picture's worth thousand words, that means one of those words could be the 'n-word'. BE CAREFUL WHEN LOOKING AT PICTURES.

    By StopAwwCmon,
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  24. A piece of shit: now that's what I call Now That's What I Call Music CD's.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. A pile of chickpeas and a mound of legumes don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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