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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jesus was the original Jew for Jesus.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  2. Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend, goodbye my gardener, goodbye harry from accounting, helloooo 4 figure salary and homelessness

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 368 views

  3. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis I always say

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. imma turn the other cheek inna hammaburger meat

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Noun verb adverb preposition conjunction noun, pronoun conjunction preposition interjection!

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. It's not the size of the boat, it's the rhythmic movement of sweaty intertwined genitals.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. "Good won", said the liar

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Don't gild the lily, don't cockblock the Auckerman.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  9. Since I started my no-fap lifestyle, I have TONS of free time. Sure, I spend 3/4 of it immersing my testes in ice-water, but still.... FREE TIME

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  10. Made on equipment shared with milk, eggs, and Paul F. Tompkins

    By coteericr1,
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  11. Who does that cat think he is? Hey Mike, ask that cat who he thinks he is.

    By coteericr1,
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  12. What's Up Hamburger? Affirmative action requires I mention you once for every 100 hot dogs.

    By coteericr1,
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    • 310 views

  13. And late in that age, Mordor was defeated and converted into fertile yet stinky agricultural land. This has been Robert Smeagol for All Things Cornsid

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Welcome to the jungle, we've got hot corn for 15 cents, cold corn for 10 cents, or no corn for nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Life begins at cornception; life ends at corncession.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. A James Bond movie called Goldpeanut featuring the villain Goldpeanut who lives on Peanut Island and Bond has severe allergies to peanuts and gold.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. A boat pulling a parachutist is paraphrasing parasailing. #JustTweets

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. Sign Signs everywhere Signs at the warehouse full of unsold M. Night Shamalan Laserdiscs.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. Cows are like the Manatees of the land.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 369 views

  20. I am making a golf movie with Tiger Woods and Bugs Bunny called "Space Marmalade."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. Yo' mama so poor that when she was pregnant with you she had a Normalsound

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. Back in my day a wrap battle was when you pretended the cardboard wrapping paper tubes were swords!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Aunt Denise loves to decorate, but how tacky is her wallpaper? Will you really let a woman like that handle your wedding?

    By ZachRokosz,
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    • 389 views

  24. "Is this that Kid Rock song, "All Summer Long?""

    By ZachRokosz,
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    • 436 views

  25. It's the Nong Goodbye - and it happens every 'Hey!'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 526 views
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