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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sure. I can upgrade you to the three-toed sloth but, all you're really paying for is that "extra toe" look.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  2. "The grass is always greener when your face is stuffed with wiener" (Oscar Meyer is testing new slogans)

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 563 views

  3. Moistened by my own petard, I'm on the chunky cusp

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 613 views

  4. If there's one thing I know about sharks, I need to learn more about sharks

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 521 views

  5. Ellen's degenerating

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. nought funny 'bout semen, so why the smirk: Tee Hee Cummings?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 456 views

  7. Humour is a revenge best served as a dish

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 723 views

  8. Sometimes I regret my life choices, other times I just caress one of 17 pet camels

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. DIY vasectomies are the future of home entertainment, just ask the 1 in 10 dentists who don't recommend our competitors product

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 453 views

  10. Wanted: One housemate. Voluptuous women need not apply.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 486 views

  11. http://greyface-dartmoor.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sheep-1200.jpg

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 496 views

  12. I was seriously mislead by the Harry Potter series, I assumed it was a documentary series following Cassius Clay

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. Fee Fye Foe Fum, I smell the blood of a wounded vet, lets steal his disability pension

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Meaningless drivel and creamless swivels, next stop success street

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. A brisket a casket we all scream for icecream

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Do you want to batdance and hold my bat-hand, tell me baby I'm your lover The Batman, oh baby do you want to batdance?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 422 views

  17. Good, hygienic business owners start their day with the three S's: slocation, slocation, slocation!

    By JacobCorona,
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  18. ive seen the greatest minds of my generation destoryed by pr and agents

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Ground control to Major Tom, that priest on Oz, was it B.D Wong?

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. You can't bury your sorrows in gazpacho tonight, buddy!

    By oholivia,
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  21. Encircle, then ensnare - then mess up their hair

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. A solid stool is really cool: it sure beats liquid; that shit be quick, kid!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 523 views

  23. America is stupid! I want a coup! America wants Bradley Couper. I do too.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 427 views

  24. Attack dat at-at with fat mega darts what you can premanufabricate through the universes monopoly eye vortex, Heff.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 473 views

  25. America might be fat, but at least we didn't invent sumo wrestling

    By DavidTaylor,
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