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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Not saying my teacher was hot but me and my friends all got straight D's that year

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. The safest place to be during a Jackie Chan attack is inside his fist

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Dillard's is the place to poop in public

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Your naked ambition needs to put on some pants.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Well, I cracked corn, and I ate world. What's next up on the docket for ol' Jimmy?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. All in all you're just another kick in the balls

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Is it just me, or would Peter Panties™️ make a great name for a men’s lingerie company?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Is it just me, or could Howie Mandel be a little nicer to those women when he tells them to open the case?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. I came here to chew gum and kick ass. Maybe just the gum, I brought a lot of gum.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. If you rolled a grenade under the stall door, maybe I'd finish faster

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. What’s hot, up dog?

    By MikeOxlongAndHarry,
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  12. Went to Lake Titicaca, and all I got was this lousy Cleveland Steamer!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. A pessimist would say Dave lost half his head in the accident. But Dave was an optimist, and you know what he'd say? Nothing - he's quite dead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. 2 in the pink and 1 in the sink, I need to buy more meat thermometers.

    By SpinalVinyl,   
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  15. Shower me in rubies, and I'll braid all your pubies!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Wobble wobble, big star

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Mariachi goin' Liberace on my crotchy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. ​​​​​​​Whilst showering with another person, it’s almost impossible to not make a silly face when you’re scrubbing your own asshole.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  19. I'm in the biz, so don't gimme no jizz!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Hit me with your best shot! Ok, now hand me a towel 😫

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  21. Milk, Milk, Lemonade. Around the Corner Love is Made. #McButtLovin

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  22. Hey Bitch Tits, these Ritz Bits from WhichWhich gave me the spit shits

    By MikeOxlongAndHarry,
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  23. Milk milk lemonade, around the corner is a 7-11 with half off Coca-Cola Slurpees

    By MikeOxlongAndHarry,
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  24. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to talk about what you did.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Does anyone know any differences between men and women? I think I’ve got an idea for a joke.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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