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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ho ho ho ho, Porky's perfessers, it's time to punch your penis -- HARD

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  2. Supple Nupples Ruffle Truffles Make my booty shuffle

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  3. All dates are Vegan dates, just don’t forget to wash your mouth after eating a vegan date, or else your vegan date may have an allergic reaction to your vegan date.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  4. I really hope Pig-Pen from Charlie Brown was taken from his parents for child neglect. #justiceforpigpen

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  5. When life hands you Jay-Z, make Lemonade.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  6. A fist in the stink beats a finger in the pink, unless we're playing prison rules

    By Shittybutthole,
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  7. Just call me Aziz because Ansari have we met before?

    By HeadCrab_for_cutie,   
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  8. Don't take money, don't take fame, but you'll have to show proof you purchased a ticket or the transit authority will assume you're one of the homeless and forcibly remove you from this train

    By Shittybutthole,
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  9. It's like my dad always said, if this butthole's a-burnin', them hemeroids a-churnin

    By Shittybutthole,
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  10. If you're not supposed to eyes-open-mouth-kiss your brother, then why did God put lips on him?

    By Shittybutthole,
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  11. Another year in the tank, another spank in the bank. And my fleshy-fun-bridge that some of you naughty otters call a chode is the keystone to the human body.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  12. There is no God. There is only Godzilla.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  13. I thought You said slit his scrot.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  14. Those salty knockers are knocking me flat, I should pay more attention while walking around the salt lamp store.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  15. Pharyngeal diphthong. Alveolar fricative. Dentolabial sibilant. This has been Sexy Phonetics with your host, Hott Linguistman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. The world’s longest podcast? False. Colfax’s Celebrity Corncast started inside my head in 1984 and has NEVER STOPPED.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have an “Open Hole” policy. Yes, it is that kind of show.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the second most accidentally linked website to porn after Dick’s Sporting Goods.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  19. I just want to hear Scott say, “Alexa, set sleep timer for 60 minutes,” so I don’t have to set my sleep timer myself.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  20. Honey, I Shrunk Trix for the Kids

    By George Schmeichel,
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  21. The only podcast to hold an Honorary Doctorate in Rhetorical Scatology from The University of Shartford-on-Poopshire.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. On today’s show, it’s Weird Al’s cousin Regular Hal Grabovic, who only speaks Croatian and tends to be a little handsy, sooooo

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Welcome to Cornedy Cob Cob—I’m your host,  Silky B. Cornstache. On today’s show we’ll be considering the age-old question—to cream or not to cream?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Home is where the fart jizz marks the love seat Mom....I gotta podswag my dad bod so don't poop on my coupon.

    By StagnantSusanFukinLazySam2much,
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  25. 911 joke too soona tuna, notre dame was an inside cod

    By grimfranfrankie,
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