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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. feel free to park your star ship in my lt. worf

    By grimfranfrankie,
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  2. Me and Goober Lognuts rubbin’ pigeons down at Humpneck Park

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 243 views

  3. Me and Colby Mudfart smackin’ oysters down at Deadtooth Beach

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 253 views

  4. Me and Colfax Corndog huffin' gas with a weird mall kid

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Next up on All Things Considered, the one thing that snuck by our considering crew, who should now consider themselves unemployed. 

    By Pure Guava,   
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  6. Naked wieners make me chuckle, braless boobies? My knees buckle. If this sort of nonsense is what I'm most famous for in 20 years? A shotgun I will suckle. 

    By Pure Guava,   
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    • 503 views

  7. Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, because if you're eating shit and grinning today is not your day

    By Shittybutthole,
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  8. May the 4th be with you, bend over So I can Sith you. Copywrite Lucas Films 2019

    By Shittybutthole,
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  9. Sit down and have a cookie, the FBI is waiting outside. I'm Chris Hansen and welcome to Comedy Fuck Tart.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 276 views

  10. Open yer eye, fuckin' RUSSELL, we're on our way to Olivetown

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  11. Let us all now point our fat little fangers at Meredith's terrible underpants pie

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  12. If you show me your system of holes in the ground where substances such as coal, metal, and salt are removed and I'll show you mine.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. You take care of the guac, she'll take care of your cock.

    By guacman42069,
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  14. Joanie loved Chachi but not his porn tchotchkes found hidden under his stack of book Trotsky’s.

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  15. The best part of waking up, is knowing you’re a cuck.

    By Colby Smolgers,
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    • 177 views

  16. Coming up at midnight, it’s the BBC World Service—now with less World!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 251 views

  17. Next on One Thing Considered, we continue considering corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 256 views

  18. Today on Fresh Air, we open a window because somebody farted!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 285 views

  19. If you've got tits, I've got a place to sit.

    By AndrewNeilson,
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  20. You know, it's not really growing pains unless it comes from the growing pain region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling leg soreness.

    By The Batting Gentleman,
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  21. More like banj-no.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 246 views

  22. Fiddle me this, Bluegrass Batman!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, this minor tributary will continue to discharge water at its current level and we can attribute it to divine intervention.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 221 views

  24. ...those aren’t espresso beans, doctor.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 335 views

  25. Wipe it up, it’s towel time!

    By Dan Louisell,
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