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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If all the girls in the world were mine, I'd trade them for loaves of bread, and then give all the loaves to the girl I liked best.

    By Schnickpot,
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  2. Ever notice that “tangible” spelled backwards is “elbow-gnat?”

    By Schnickpot,
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  3. My lovely mister singing club you walk me animally on the cookie

    By Thorsten Gonzales,
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  4. Two times two equals equals that little flag shaped number. 'Merica education is number straight line!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. Sometimes I think everyone is out to get me, but its really just Jason Voorhees.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. I have seen a beautiful future, where all humankind live in harmony and love. But you couldn't find a Snickers bar anywhere, so screw that.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. Sit those butts down; it’s time to clown!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Forward, me lads! Let us ride into the dawn with these gerbils firmly up our behinds!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Tomorrow only knows. Yesterday only feels. Today only gets in my way!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. Please, Mr. macaroni is my father’s name, you can call me Elbow

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  11. Monkey scratch bum, sniff finger, fall out tree. Monkey lay on back, lift up legs, drink own pee.

    By Pete the Meat,
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  12. You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack. Shooting shotguns and yelling obscenities at all the passers-by.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Only three more shopping days until Christmas, spaced out over the next 7 months or so. Can you guess which days? I sure hope so because Santa's watching and he's got a gun in his mouth.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. It was a tricky procedure but the patient had nerves of steel, which killed him pretty instantly. It's supposed to be cell bodies and whatnot. Definitely not steel, that'll kill ya every time.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. My sweetheart brought her massager / to our cabin by the lake / I can never hold a candle / to her old friend “Shaky Jake”

    By slowestjogger,
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  16. They say you can estimate a man's dick size by looking at his hands. No thanks. Show me that dick so I can guess how big the hands are!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Me and Jumpy Cornteeth jugglin’ glowsticks down at Keebler’s Fjord

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 227 views

  19. No! More Mr. Nice Guy! Please more!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  20. That two for one deal, down at the farm, really got my ducks in a row.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  21. Catchphrase! The C stands for Catch, the A stands for Phrase (if you cut off one of the A's legs)

    By ghostwarriordong,
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  22. Allow me to antroduce my mother’s sister, Queen Vanillion, and her million children.

    By Schnickpot,
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  23. Technicality no down boo over schmechnicality schmo down schmoo over

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Me and Gimpy Boardnuts tuggin’ skinflutes down at Cornbaum’s Hutch

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Aww shucks, you didn’t have to de-husk all that corn for li’l ‘ol me!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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