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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What’s that smell? Smells like poo. Agh fuck there’s shit on my shoe.

    By CocaineMitch,
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  2. One if by land two if by sea three by Nantucket, and four in the stink

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Anyone who's anyone knows that spamming an online forum with excessive posts is about the coolest thing you can do.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. In the land of the cornless, the one-eared man is king.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. If I had a nickel for every time I wondered why I didn’t have any nickels, I’d have more nickels than I would have had had I never wondered why I didn’t have any nickels, but not a life-changing amount of nickels because I’ve almost never wondered that.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. If you love ketchup so much, why don’t you marry it?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Vomit free since 2003, the year of the worldwide vomiting spree!

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  8. And for that, I want to slug you in the butthole.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 433 views

  9. Karen, you need to learn personal boundaries in the workplace.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  10. Oh thank god, Karen finally left the office.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  11. Good lord, Karen, can we not discuss my nip’s tips at work?

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  12. Ugh, look out, everyone. Karen just got back from her lunch break.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  13. Y’all, Karen is trying to have us start calling her Karina and I’m just so over it.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  14. So does Big Bird eat fried chicken or is this a Goofy / Pluto scenario where we just don’t talk about it?

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  15. Your kid plays soccer, we get it, Karen.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  16. Tale as old as time, balls as big as limes.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  17. Well you’ve made it past the hounds and the moat and the room of spikes so welcome to Applebee’s!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  18. You can lead a Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Open the door, clean up the floor—SOMEBODY didn’t walk the dinosaur

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Once if by land, twice if by sea, three times if by a lady.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I was tripping balls so don’t ask me what happened after that.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Tickle your pickles and flick all your nickels: it’s time we got these coin-op cucumber harvesters up and running.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. I don’t poop when I pee; I only pee when I poo. If you gotta problem with it, here’s a problem for YOU: I just did both on your floor.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Slowpoke says, “Dicks out for Harambe!”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Up Your Butt and Around the Corner, to the Side and That's What You Ordered

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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