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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If wishes were fishes, genies would be disappointing.

    By Yabadabadook,
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  2. My butt complained that it was dirty, so I cleaned it with furniture polish. Now it's a shiny whiny piney hiney.

    By Yabadabadook,
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  3. Hazelnut? I hardly know ‘er!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Leaf blower?! I hardly know ‘er!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Is that a hand-sewn lockstitch seam in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Peanut butter?! I hardly know ‘er!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. You say potato… Round here we call ‘em dirt peaches.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. A good riddle is like an exorcist boxer: it beats the hell outta me!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Two in the pink, one in the sink, we really need to invest in more meat thermometers.

    By SpinalVinyl,   
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  10. If you’re down to clown, you’re in the right place.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. This just in: the tip!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. And they were known forever after as “Flapping Jack and Miss Maple.”

    By Schnickpot,
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  13. Rise and shine gummy bears!

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  14. Tip of my tongue, tip of my hat, what do I smell that has taken a shat?

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  15. Cuckold my beer.  I’ll watch.

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  16. In local news, Mayor Cornfeld was caught raiding the discretionary fund that was to be used to repair the spillway mechanism on Townlake Dam. That’s right—it’s Watergategate.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Seashells she sells down by the seashore, but find our own seashells we will, because foolishly located her business is.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but that dictionary you just threw at my head almost caused me to perish!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Little Miss Muffet sat on Jimmy Buffett eating her curds and whey.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  20. Time marches on for whom the butt holes.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  21. A bad mamma jamma? Call me when she's a GOOD mamma jamma!

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  22. The South will rise again, thanks to Viagra.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  23. Who's down, cool cats?!

    By NotQuiteOnTopic,
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  24. Take off your pants and jackal you shouldn't be wearing dogs anyway

    By MUMFORD AND PUNS,
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  25. Pepper onion rice a roni or a pepperoni coney only, homie?

    By LowkiSapfoot,
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