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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Shit through a goose is good for a gander

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 315 views

  2. This week's episode brought to you by Chewbacca Brand Children's Chewable Vitamins. Chewbacca Brand...giving kids the strength to rip other kids' arms off since 1976!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 294 views

  3. Splish splash, I'm taking a bath. It's hard to make money without a TV show.

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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  4. Partners in crime get 25 to life. Welcome to Comedy Chain Gang.

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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  5. John Paul the first-y, more like Paul F. the thirsty. Some times, you just gotta nut.

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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  6. So I take it we’re not going to discuss the elderly gentleman furiously masturbating in the corner? I feel bad, he’s obviously on his final spank bank withdrawal. (Alzheimer’s is like a mortgage crisis for the spank banks of the elderly)

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  7. Eating chocolate, doggie dropped it.. wait what?? You seriously think I’d be dumb enough to eat shit that came out of a DOG!? Please, I have standards. It’s human shit or nothing.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  8. “Do you wanna see a Big Brown Log?” “No thank you, Clifford the Big Red Dog”

    By El Chico Malo,
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  9. Opossum, my possum. This possum is as dead as a poet's society.

    By DoggyDoggyDare,
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  10. I’m sorry Kermit, the frognosis doesn’t look very good and you have three more weeks until you croak...

    By El Chico Malo,
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  11. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts....geez airline security is getting strict!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  12. My Curvy Wife Saved My Life

    By El Chico Malo,
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  13. If only we could travel back in time, I’d save myself the sheer, incomparable, soul-crushing agony that is a human life on planet earth. One more minute and that bee sting in preschool would’ve caused anaphylaxis. At least we raised the price on epi pens.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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    • 360 views

  14. More like Cuba BAD-ing Jr, am I right?

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  15. According to Marx, we must seize the means of production. According to sharks, chompa chompa chomp chomp.

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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  16. SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob wears pants to water his underwater houseplants in the big pineapple in the sky.

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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  17. Ever since I can remember, every scent I can re-members every cent I cannery member. Effort sent psyche an ream embers.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  18. I’m Heavy Set looking for a Heavy Pet

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 267 views

  19. Oh no not I, I will survive, oh as long as I know how to dress, skin, process and prepare human flesh I know I'll stay alive

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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  20. Death waits for no man. That’s why women live longer.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. What-ho, butthole!

    By Foolish Mortal,
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    • 270 views

  22. My pepperoni is lonely. Add your havarti and we’ll party.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Elementary, my dear hotdog.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Father, the waker has asleeppened!

    By Chekhov's Bazooka,
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  25. Been attacked by a knight famed for his orgasm posture? You're a victim of circumstance.

    By Sir Cumspect,
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    • 295 views
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