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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can go to hell! And YOU can go to hell! And YOU can go to hell!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Trump would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky kids and your meddling dog!

    By Shittybutthole,
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  3. The Hamburglar burgled burgers while the Grimmace grabbed your grapes. Ronald McDonald watched it all while Mayor McCheese filmed the tape.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  4. Hey Mom, can you come pick me up? All the other podcasts are being mean again.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  5. Ahoy, Matey! Ye can’t be using yer Hook when yer Masturbating!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  6. I can only make cannoli with canola oil.

    By Ass_squatch,
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  7. Old man diapey’s got a hold of me too / I’ve got the ca-ca pneumonia and the pee-pee poo-poo flu.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. A Different Time is a solo piano album by John Medeski, featuring performances on a 1924 French Gaveau piano, which was released on the OKeh label in 2013.[1] Critics greeted the album with mixed receptions.

    By Burt Gerking,
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  9. You sell fart-shells by the butt-shore

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Woof woof, bark bark, is that my doggy licking me in the dark?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  11. Roses are red, corn is yellow, heynong, man! you harshed my mellow

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. If turning left is wrong, you’re gonna wanna go right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Ohh the weather outside is frightful but Hot Log is so delightful!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 267 views

  14. In the pants mafia, breeches get stitches.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  15. But enough about myself... Please, tell me more about your Stars and garters.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. Guess what’s next. Chicken butt sex.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  17. Last Christmas, I gave you my car. But the very next day, you drove it into a river

    By El Chico Malo,
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  18. Today’s show is sponsored by Hot Log, the new soft, warm, corn-filled, totally tubular treat!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Don't poop in a chute if you can't handle the toot.

    By Google,
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  20. Fee, fie, fo, fum: that’s what I yell every time that I skeet-skeet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Here's the story, Of a lovely podcast host, Who was bringing up three very lovely segments, there was the interview, the main part, and then of course there's always plugs.

    By Google,
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  22. You can boil a spoon, but you can't spoil a boon

    By Google,
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  23. Catchphrases should be short and sweet, just like my genitals

    By Google,
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  24. When I play Operation, I’m up in them guts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Gol Dang! Com-Bang makes me want to thrust a hard fist of humor into the heart of the mundane, and pull out a handful of chuckles!

    By MaxuPichu,
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