New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Meet George Jetson, Space pervert.

   By Pat Chaddams, January 19, 2020
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2. I can count on one hand the amount of warts I have. 47 on the left hand alone!

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3. Chris Kattan has changed his tune and now Mango is very open to being a-toucha'd

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4. Tickle the taint; don’t scratch the paint.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, January 19, 2020
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5. Swerve in all swank cause my stature surely startles. A klepto and a klank with fractured metatarsals.

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6. Itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny, stuck way up in your vagi-nee!

   By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, January 19, 2020
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7. To be clear let Me rephrase this: this Me rephrase let be clear to!

   By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, January 19, 2020
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8. Tits-On is equal to Dead-Nuts.

   By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, January 20, 2020
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9. "Give me lib-titties or neocon nips."

   By BloatedFartingScumBag, January 31, 2020
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10. Well howdy-doodie aren't you a cutie? Nebuchadnezzar never said never so I took this art history class just to talk to you.

    By greaseballmclonely, January 20, 2020
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11. Lights out, gorilla radio. The sounds of nature help me sleep.

    By Bedbug Bill, January 20, 2020
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12. You may have an alibi for ugly, Mr. Smith, but not for the public nudity charges.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, January 21, 2020
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13. I can show you the whey, but you're the one who needs to purchase it and add it to your shakes.

    By Bedbug Bill, January 20, 2020
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14. Two, four, six, eight! Watch that stock depreciate!

    By Euripides’ Shorts, January 21, 2020
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15. She took dumps like a truck. Truck. Truck. Truck.

    By Scam Elliot, January 20, 2020
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16. Y: I oughta. Z: I gotta. X? I already did.

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17. Squat o’er the pot but don’t spill the swill.

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18. Good hits. Great codine.

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19. Dear Journal, No one on my island will have sex with my cats. Sigh. Love, Dr. Moreau

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20. This erstwhile cursed child has the thirst style that makes it worthwhile. 

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21. I'm all for band merch but these red hot chili pepper suppositories are ridiculous.

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22. A lot of people don’t know this, and isn’t THAT convenient!

    By Euripides’ Shorts, January 20, 2020
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23. Like a farmer who didn't go to the harvest festival, I'm a grower, not a shower.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, January 20, 2020
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24. Comedy Bang Bang this is Hot Dog, can you hold the mustard please. 

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25. In Case Of Fire, Remember To Stop, Drop, Shut em Down and Open Up Shop

    By CCtheComedyman, January 20, 2020
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