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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I flew the plane into the second tower

    By kindlerslist,
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    • 1384 views

  2. The proof is in the pudding you say, Matlock?....well I hope you don't ruin your colonial-white suit while you're extracting this aforementioned and c

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 1130 views

  3. My chimney installing business failed because after each job I'd tell the person "it's on the house!"

    By JamieAyling,
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    • 988 views

  4. Ground control to Major Tom, that priest on Oz, was it B.D Wong?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 1054 views

  5. Unfortunately, dear listeners, this episode of Comedy Bang Bang will not contain any plugs. Why, you ask? Because they're all in my butt!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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    • 1134 views

  6. BEWARE the CHORTLE HOARDER, for he shall cupboard your cachinations.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,   
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  7. Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much? It's not like he has a job or anything.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. I can't watch The Notebook without an entire box of tissues next to me. That's how much I jerk off.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 790 views

  9. FIRST

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 881 views

  10. Deliver de letter de sooner de better. De later de letter de madder I getter.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
    • 5 replies
    • 3765 views

  11. They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush, but I'm not taking anal double-penetration for one measly parakeet.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
    • 5 replies
    • 976 views

  12. Dawn breaks. Her curfew. Her father stays up waiting, watching the sunrise. Dawn breaks. Into her bedroom window to avoid confrontation.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 752 views

  13. If you can't take The Heat then get out of this Sandra Bullock movie marathon because that's what we're currently playing.

    By OliviaG,
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    • 753 views

  14. Hey there mister, here's a tongue twister; two salty sailors had their way with your sister!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 644 views

  15. I heard they remade Rocky IV, with David Spade and Pauly Shore, but you don't really care for boxing, do ya?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 549 views

  16. Little diddy, 'bout Jack and Diane. Jack from Will & Grace, and Diane from Cheers. They never crossed over.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 539 views

  17. Longing makes the heart grow fonder, but fondling makes the part grow longer.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  18. Lizzy Caplan took Ex-Lax, and gave her toilet forty craps. And when she saw what she had done, she wiped some paper on her bum.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 410 views

  19. Don't say that you missed me, if you're not going to fist me!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Thanos was right

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 303 views

  21. Did you fall from Heaven? Because if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 413 views

  22. Is Oedipus a DC Comics character? Cause you know he's always gettin' that mother box.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 5 replies
    • 261 views

  23. Fine, I'll stop eating bees... but imma eat the hell out of those tasty-ass wasps!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 5 replies
    • 283 views

  24. "Keep your Glenn Close and your Glennemies Closer."

    By edraculate,
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  25. Bad news everybody! Production of the Comedy Bang Bang TV show has been cancelled.

    By TunnelofGloves,
    • 4 replies
    • 2591 views
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