New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. My favorite 80s wrestler was Jack 'The Snack' Roberts. One week he's dressed as a Hershey bar, the next a Pringles can.

   By Kevinpalooza, March 15, 2014
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   • Bernard_Shakey
   • March 31, 2014

2. The hardware store was out of drywall, so I bought a bunch of wetwall. It's GROSS.

   By mwn, April 16, 2014   

   • wet
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   • travisdunsmuir
   • April 21, 2014

3. 8=================D

   By Kevinpalooza, July 16, 2014
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   • Kevinpalooza
   • July 18, 2014

4. William's weak wenus worried Wembley. Werner won with wet wrists.

   By Bever Hopox, July 21, 2014
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • July 22, 2014

5. I say a lot of dumb things, but sometimes I say things so dumb, I get paid for it.

   By kindlerslist, July 31, 2014
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   • Bernard_Shakey
   • August 9, 2014

6. Psshhh Archie..with your stupid orange hair and luxurious black eyebrows.

   By Kevinpalooza, July 31, 2014
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   • Kevinpalooza
   • July 31, 2014

7. When Life Hands You Salsa Merdé...

   By wheresthebacon, August 28, 2014
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   • wheresthebacon
   • September 3, 2014

8. Aloha Admiral Ackbar, a lake of salami we lay at your feet. A salami lake? Yum. At my feet? Ooo, squishy

   By greazey_bob, September 20, 2014
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   • greazey_bob
   • October 13, 2014

9. Thundercats! Ho-oh!!!

   By Stipewad, October 22, 2014
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   • Bever Hopox
   • October 22, 2014

10. When God closes a door, He opens a window, because...

    By Bernard_Shakey, November 20, 2014   

    • God speed
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    • Bernard_Shakey
    • November 21, 2014

11. First Elvis Presley, then Paul Reiser. Who's gonna die next. They say it happens in threes.

    By Bernard_Shakey, January 1, 2015   

    • RIP
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    • kindlerslist
    • January 2, 2015

12. My name is Scott Aukerman, and Paul F. Tompkins is my friend.

    By kindlerslist, January 5, 2015
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    • kindlerslist
    • January 5, 2015

13. I said nothing about buttermilk! Buckwheat 'til I die!

    By jaymanthegreat, January 15, 2015
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    • jaymanthegreat
    • January 17, 2015

14. Suggested by my six-year-old daughter: Super Pooper Looper Snooper

    By jaymanthegreat, January 25, 2015
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    • Bernard_Shakey
    • January 27, 2015

15. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. The second greatest? Pulling a coin from behind your ear.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 11, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • February 14, 2015

16. After her terrible rendition of, "Dust in the Wind," Dorothy knew she wasn't in Kansas anymore.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 24, 2015
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    • AprilFoolsRebel
    • February 25, 2015

17. If Steve Buscemi was still with us, teen pregnancy would be up 4.6%

    By yodellingwalrus, March 25, 2015
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    • yodellingwalrus
    • March 25, 2015

18. Plagiarism’s my name, cheating’s my game. You want some counterfeit pepsi products?

    By kenbitcoin, April 1, 2015
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    • kenbitcoin
    • April 3, 2015

19. If I got a nickle for every nickle I got, I'd build Nickletown, home of Nickles.

    By AstronomicalCat, April 2, 2015
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    • JackCarpenter
    • October 7, 2015

20. welcome to comedy bang bang...

    By colin_moore, April 8, 2015   

    • catchphrase
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    • Darbler Cheesegarbler
    • April 11, 2015

21. I still don't understand the Mad Men finale or what he was even doing at that hot dog eating contest.

    By Shampoodler, April 30, 2015
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    • Dale Cooper Black
    • September 4, 2017

22. Ben Schwartz sells men's shorts by the seashore.

    By MangoDickoffs, June 8, 2015   

    • Ben Schwartz
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    • smitty
    • June 9, 2015

23. Sic Semper Moranis

    By DarcyRhodes, June 14, 2015
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    • coconutphone
    • June 16, 2015

24. Courtney Love was once the vocalist for Faith No More.

    By allenpwilliams, June 18, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • June 22, 2015

25. Sorry folks, no catchphrase this week. Y'all need to STEP UP YO' GAME.

    By Dale Cooper Black, August 13, 2015
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    • Colfax McLiverneck
    • June 5, 2017