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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Well you can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm busy with this stir-fry and I've no time to talk...

    By TaupeBanana,
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  2. ¿Qué pasa, Kielbasa?

    By TaupeBanana,
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  3. By all accounts it was a renegade chimney sweep, naked from the waist down, brandishing a flaming umbrella and speaking in tongues. Dark times indeed.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. I may be "J'Son born", but I'm not Matt Damon. My name is Peter Quill a.k.a. Star Lord, I'm sure you've heard of me.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  5. Beam me up Scotty; Visa, it's everywhere you want to be.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  6. Guten Tag, Bratwurst.

    By PaulLawate,
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  7. A house built on sand will not stand, but a house that has hemorrhoids cannot sit.

    By PaulLawate,
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  8. Hello, yes, I have a Mr. Forte calling for Mr. Diggs. That's right, Will for Taye.

    By PaulLawate,
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  9. Throw caution to the wind. Who cares if you believe it is butter, it's slippery and yellow. It will do.

    By PaulLawate,
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  10. The Pinkest of Floyds, the Rosiest of Guns, The Motliest of Crües, but never again those damnable Eagles!

    By PaulLawate,
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  11. Back in my day, 3 wooden nickles and a flapdoodle got you a dollop of finger juice down at the roller derby, and Pearl Jam tickets were only $25

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. You're a damn fine cop Wiskowski, but you're reckless. Also you're just a watermelon with sunglasses on. Also I'm pregnant n I think you're the mother

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. If you wanna make god laugh, tell him your plans. If you wanna make him aroused, play him my mixtape.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. She didn't play by the rules, which i liked. She had an unwieldy amount of malodorous muppet dicks hanging from her ceiling, but I was in love.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. In Heinz-sight, I probably shouldn't have bought the store brand ketchup.

    By DavidDietrich,
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  16. I am a newly acquired 7-11, but who are you my good stir?

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  17. There's a new cat on the scene and her name is Porkroll with a side of teens.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  18. Well this fuccboi is gonna have his Cake-Cake-Cake, and eat it too!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  19. "C'mon with the cumin!" so said my estranged brother before his untimely belch.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  20. your thighs impressive girth will press down well against my member. i get paroled in 2024, sometime in november.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. textual meme be all like: marmp marmp warmperdee warmp

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. They joked that he was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, but it didn't hit home until they found Sonny with a burst stomach, oozing delicious chocolate milk.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. She sells seashells on the seashore but I'm reporting her to the IRS because that's the kind of crustacean I am.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Forsyth's Foresight was only matched by Foreman's Foreskin.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. As campaign slogans go it's not the best but god damn it if "Fuck Me Freely Frederick Forsyth" isn't a great name for a second album.

    By SideofMcG,
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