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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If the Cat in the Hat comes back we're neutering him.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Promoting Paul's Paedo Pump Paradise Probably Paid Poorly, Proposed Peter. Perhaps Playing Possum Pulled Platitudes Partially.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 338 views

  3. Wake me up for the singularity suckahs!

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Take two bottles into the shower? You're probably an alcoholic.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. My doctor said I have the lungs of a 25 year old. Then he called the cops and they found the heart, liver and head.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 439 views

  6. Kevin Bacon in the streets, Streaky Bacon in the sheets.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. It Ain't Easy Being Green: The Incredible Hulk Story

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Poker in the front, liquor in the back, euchre upstairs, go fish in the basement

    By EricWeaver,
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  9. Put the thingamajigger down and hand me the whatchamacallit.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. If the tragic death of Hodor has taught me anything, it's that my enormous penis will not save me from zombies.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Who you callin' a cracker, cheeseball?

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  12. What's up, frog...oh, you're a salamander? Sorry, but I don't see species, all amphibians are equal in my eyes

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  13. Please blow your nose, snot that kind of show

    By irishstevenj,
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  14. You kids better be good and pray to Pure Guava, or the Shampoodler wont come on April Fools Rebel Day and give you that Voblex you've been wishing for

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 750 views

  15. of course you get tenure, Professor Sillypants

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 coming to theaters soon.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Butt Men were butt boys once

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 448 views

  18. If you thought the Jingle Cats were just a one-hit novelty act, think again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Lotta black birds getting drunk, hitting each other with long metal tools at the crowbar.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. I would have never believed I went on a bird murder spree if it weren't for all these bloody beaks in my bed

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Technically you passed all of the required background checks to adopt a homeless baby, but then I saw your tweet about the new Ghostbusters.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. The owl triangle goes jingle jangle all along the banks of the royal society while the Capri sun bronzes the buns of many a well-to-do epicene

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 343 views

  23. Turn your quivering nerfs in my direction

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. The rat's trophy atrophied in the damp air. It's side's dulled, it's brilliance culled: still it beckoned Sophie

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. I am a fully grown man trapped inside a refrigerator, ask me anything

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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