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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's the fable, Clark Gable?

    By googergieger,
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  2. Keep it fresh, John Tesh.

    By googergieger,
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  3. I know I'm not supposed to shit where I eat, but can I fart where I eat?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Though unpopular with critics, Friedrich Nietzsche's "Schlägermensch v. Übermensch" was a great financial success

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. If you combined Grandpa's entire library into a single book, its title would be "201 Golf Jokes and Sex Positions"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. I went for butt augmentation surgery, but they half-assed it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. There are better uses of your time than listening to this.

    By MrMoxie,
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  8. As Batman drives a batsmobile, so must Gary Oldman drive an oldsmobile

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Either or. His and her. Thank you but your

    By DannyGreiner,
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  10. And to finally put the age-old question to rest...yes, my taint is still insane.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. We're so happy to be here tonight at the beautiful Wilbur Theatre in historic Bos-2,000 pounds

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. To live and die and fart and shit and screw and eat in LA.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Basking in the summer sun, swimming like a shark; Fin

    By DannyGreiner,
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  14. I've never had a tour I didn't like, and she's never had two in her

    By DannyGreiner,
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  15. When the assassination has been greenlit, I'll signal by asking you for a hot dog. I wish your cover wasn't a hot dog vendor because now I'm hungry.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. It might not be today, it might not be tomorrow, I really don't understand how 12:00AM works.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  17. On point. Off the grid. In an epic struggle to win back the very soul of his home planet.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. When I was a young boy I had less hairs on my dick. Is this normal?

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  19. Life in LA is hell. But with fewer scorpions.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  20. I've never felt more ostracized than that time I shared an elevator ride with those identical twins, but then I remembered that they were my identical

    By ChrisBoscarino,
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  21. I would walk 500 miles and I would walk no more than that. Are you kidding me? I can't believe I even agreed to this.

    By ChrisBoscarino,
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  22. It's Thesboss, yo.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. I haven't seen the Jungle Book movie yet, but I did just finish reading the Jungle Movie book.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  24. Scott, Paul, Lauren and Neil? What is this a comedy show or a law firm?

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  25. I left my heart in San Francisco, and my wallet on the counter. Can you bring them to me at work? Thaaaanks Love You.

    By Frenchfries,
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