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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Brando says he won’t show for the ceremony, see, so the Academy goes and makes him an Oscar he can’t refuse.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  2. Sir, you’re making a scene. This coffee shop is no place for landscape painters.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 385 views

  3. I'm so hacky they call me Lawnmower Man 3

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Talk to the hand because the face is the body of the soul and the soul is the prison of the body

    By BrianJordan,
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  5. Large Hadron Collider? I barely know her!

    By BrianJordan,
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  6. If I Diddled It: Confessions of the Dieter

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  7. So that other guy is gone now too? ALRIGHT!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Marijuana? I barely know her!

    By DanVoigt,
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  9. Everybody dance now. Everybody dance now. Give me the music. Give me the music. Everybody dance now. Yeah...

    By greazey_bob,   
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  10. He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he's seen Ghost on DVD

    By CoolSeanDotCom,
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  11. After 33 years in a Peruvian Prison I finally learned the meaning of the word Prison.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. Theres a rumor going around and I thought that you should know.

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. Everyone is in such a rush these days, I mean maybe just turn off your robot legs for 2 seconds and stop and smell the robot roses.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. Sharing is caring. Unless you have HPV.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  15. So far all of the focus groups want less man ass, but I still feel confident that we've made a really special car insurance commercial.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Devil-may-care, but God couldn't give less of a fuck

    By KickMuncher3,
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  17. A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client. A lawyer who is his own client has a man for a foo...you know what? Forget this catchphrase-craft

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. A woman's work is never done. If she ever suggests that it is, throw two cans of corn at her, and that's why she's got two black eyes! Get it!?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be cornboys.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. A woman's work is never done. If she ever suggests that it is, throw two cans of corn at her, and that's why she's got two black eyes! Get it!?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Yo mamma so politically correct, she put Trigger warnings on her Roy Rogers tapes.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  22. For me, Miles Davis’s album Kind of Blue was like a mass grave in the woods: I dug it.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  23. Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. what's good for the goose is goo for the gander

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. You can run, but you can't hide the sausage

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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