New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Slow down, Jon Lovitz

   By Max Power, March 28, 2016
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2. You're old enough now to hear about the birds & the bees, and how they secretly control the media.

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3. I told you, I don't want to play penistache anymore... get it off my face and go wash that thing!

   By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis, March 28, 2016
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4. Oh yeah? Well the comeback store called, and they're going out of business!

   By Freddy Raccoon, March 28, 2016
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5. He said he was liquidating his assets. How was I supposed to know he had diarrhea?!

   By Freddy Raccoon, March 28, 2016
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6. Ketchup v Mustardman: Dawn of Hotdogs

   By MrMoxie, March 28, 2016
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7. In Bible Times, the Ten Commandments were called the Ten Totally Awesome Lifehacks; and God Himself was better known as the Highbrow Hebrew He-bro.

   By Lamprey, March 28, 2016
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8. It's not the great big, wide-open world it used to be out there, my boy. That's why your ma and me decided the best thing to do was spend your college

   By Lamprey, March 28, 2016
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9. A light year is the distance light travels in one year, going at the speed of light. Was there anything else you wanted to know, Professor Hawking?

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10. I'll bet you dollars to donuts you can't convert those apples to oranges without a calculator. Oh, and when you're done, can I borrow your calculator

    By Lamprey, March 28, 2016
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11. I see you staring at my day-glo orange moustache, but the joke's on you I'm afraid. This isn't hair. Some prankish beatnik replaced my crack-pipe with

    By Lamprey, March 28, 2016
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12. Please contact me regarding your catchphrase competition. I tried submitting several but they seem to want some sort of login. We met at the open mic

    By Lamprey, March 28, 2016
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13. I'll never forget the twinkle in my dad's eye when he went before my third grade class on Careers Day and said, "Kids, you all know me as Goatse Guy."

    By Lamprey, March 28, 2016
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14. Morbid Movie Trivia: Three Dustin Hoffmans drowned in the making of The Graduate.

    By Lamprey, March 28, 2016
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15. Crocodile tears won't get you no alligator purse. Oh Caiman?

    By Lamprey, March 28, 2016
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16. My Appalachian appellation is Apple-Sap Pone Snuff, welcome to Best Buy, can I help you with your gadget stuff?

    By bale_of_hail, March 28, 2016
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17. Sure, the slow clap is a worn-out trope, but it's a heckuva lot better than the speedy syphilis

    By bale_of_hail, March 28, 2016
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18. One man's meat is another man who can't spell poisson's fish.

    By Lamprey, March 28, 2016
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19. It takes three-nose-one nose know one; knows no-one.

    By MrKlorox, March 28, 2016
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20. Herrrreee comes Johnny! Now, heerrrre comes Mitchell! Man, I love my life as an orgy announcer.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller, March 27, 2016
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21. Can't wait for this summers' litany of Isis-Bucket Challenges

    By KrangkaDelic, March 27, 2016
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22. There's considerable droolage on my formidable stoolage...

    By KrangkaDelic, March 27, 2016
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23. My real name might be Scott Aukerman, but my Star Wars name will always be Dag Rektum.

    By Shampoodler, March 27, 2016
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24. Our house, is a very very very fine house. With 2 cats humping each other. And a dog shitting on the carpet inside. Yay.

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25. Never send to know for whom the bell tacos. It tacos for thee.

    By Freddy Raccoon, March 27, 2016
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