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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Respectfully respectfully respectfully respectfully respectfully respectfully respectfully respectfully

    By Local Cabal,
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    • 417 views

  2. When it comes to Raging Waters, the "water" is in the water, the "raging" ..., is in you.

    By Local Cabal,
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    • 386 views

  3. How do you send the pope money online? Papal Paypal

    By MrMoxie,
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  4. Never yell "fire!" in a crowded theater. Wait until you're outside, away from the smoke and flames.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  5. He came as quickly as he went. And since it took him forever to leave, that must have been one hell of an orgasm.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  6. Who let the dogs out? Who who who who, who let the dogs out? Next time wait until all bets are placed.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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    • 460 views

  7. that you, Millenny Bruce?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 336 views

  8. The Voblex is an only child and every little thing the Voblex does leaves answered with a question mark.

    By RyanBerkebile,
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    • 852 views

  9. Sub prime rub time me go give you chub slime

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 351 views

  10. TGIF, Thank Goodness it's Friesday. Cause we are selling French Fries. Get it?!

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. I came, I saw, I came while sawing.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 364 views

  12. Sex-Mom, Sex-Mom: you're my Sex-Mom

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 3603 views

  13. I take it in the loins in exchange for shiny coins: I'm prostitute the cock-inhaling man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 408 views

  14. Well my name is Double-Wrappin' Scott and I'm here to say that I wrapped you this gift, here open it, yep it's condoms, my work here is done.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Take me down to the Bespin Cloud City where the Han is freezed and our sisters are pretty.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. One will enter. Only eight will leave. Find out who tonight on Pregnant Rabbit Closet.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. Lincoln Chafee, you are the weakest Linc. Goodbye.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 372 views

  18. nobody likes people to call them on their shit. instead call them on their cellphone, better reception

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. Is it just me or does that oriental rug look slanted to you?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. you hear Boob Dylan's tangled up in goo?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. No I said "a part time" job, not "apartheid" job

    By ZachRokosz,
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  22. instead of sending "lol" to a funny quip, we shall from this point forth reply with "chortle chortle"

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. Oh yogi bear, the pies, the pies are calling.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  24. Do androids dream of electric soup?

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 560 views

  25. Sometimes I wonder, sometimes I dream, sometimes I just pee in the sink cos it's closer.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 374 views
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