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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. good morning and, like, welcome to comedy bong binge duuuuuuuuuuuude

    By the_muteKi,
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  2. When in Los Angeles be sure to watch the 1996 film Down Periscope!

    By coachleo,
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  3. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? BC I drank a bunch of lead. It sounds like nonsense to me. It's very worrisome

    By John_NoRelation_Wayne,
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  4. When I was little I wanted to get into law enforcement. Then I grew up and realized there's no such thing as the Boner Police; dreams die.

    By ryaneffinsteele,
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  5. You can take the boy out of the city but you can't dislodge this porkchop from his windpipe, which is unfortunate.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 384 views

  6. I wouldn't mind death by a thousand cuts...

    By westberr@ohsu.edu,
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  7. Those healing crystals really hurt on the way out.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was Eugene

    By Christian Science Slater,
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    • 569 views

  9. you chew? then you simply must poo-poo.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 372 views

  10. somedays you schnarf the krang, otherdays the krang schnarfs you

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 372 views

  11. It's going to be a real shit show whenever the Browns actually make it to the Super Bowl.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 378 views

  12. This isn't Serial. But, it is a podcast.

    By Jotchua,
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    • 547 views

  13. Grin and berenstain bear it.

    By MrMoxie,
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  14. After all this time, I finally realized the quantum waveform was just the ground eigenstate of the quantum harmonic oscillator. Boy, do I feel stupid!

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 485 views

  15. What's the deal with Baby Carrots, is it a Baby or is it a Carrot?

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 436 views

  16. Grandpa, I already explained to you that Supreme Leader Snoke is not in Bridge of Spies.

    By saddlebags,
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    • 464 views

  17. A swear-bear cunt-down: for old times sake

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 393 views

  18. Two in the Jesse Pinkman, one in the Jesse Stinkman.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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    • 535 views

  19. I can honestly say that for the first time in my life I am considering Cthulhu wallpaper.

    By EdmundLeStrange,
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  20. M. Night Shyamalan murdered my father. I am M. Night Shyamalan. How's that for a twist?

    By smitty,
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    • 521 views

  21. If you wish to invite the accordion player to join the orgy, turn to page 32.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Here at the Sex Education Hotline, we promise to answer all of your fucking questions

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 535 views

  23. If you're an Alien listening to this thousands of years in the future, fuck you!

    By DanWhite_95339,
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    • 525 views

  24. Why doesn't P.O.D. have a Podcast?

    By DanWhite_95339,
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    • 510 views

  25. If we raise our glasses to make a toast, why do I have this pointless toaster?

    By DanWhite_95339,
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