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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She was a subtle abomination, like a chicken omelette, or an hourglass

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. She was a sultry dame. He was a dark and brooding lothario. Now they run the bicycle shop on Cedar Street.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. she was a veteran, a venerable veterinarian from the Mediterranean, never above ground but always subterranean

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  4. She was all that and a bag of chips. Of course we were all dressed for the annual salt and vinegarage sale. 

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  5. She was as beautiful as she was tall; or should I say, she was the shortest girl I've ever had sex with.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  6. She was cut from a cloth somewhere between leather and lace, the whiskey-eyed blonde whose kisses stuck to your teeth like burnt sugar #’fume 'mercial

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. She was Dummy Thicc but I had a Thumby Dick

    By El Chico Malo,
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  8. She was in her birthday suit, if you know what a mean...you know, a 3-piece periwinkle pantsuit with a lavender scarf and a lovely diamond necklace.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. She was just a small town-girl but her sister, who ate voraciously, would best be described as a huge town-girl. But both did live in a lonely world.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb And no other fingers because her dumb hand is deformed.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. She was no stranger to danger, but this was stranger than danger. This was “stranger danger.”

    By ratingsjedi,
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  12. She was no Warrior Princess but she sure could dribble fruit punch out of her mouth. Such was the life of Juicy Jawless.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. She was young, dumb, and full of kumquat.

    By Dhalgren,
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  14. She wears high heels you rub her feet, that’s the sacred pact gentlemen. Spread these words like the holiest of butter.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. She womps her jamz her jamz she womps upon her womped-up jamz she chomps.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. She won't mince words, but she will mince meat. Meet Mincy, the world's cutest mute meat mincer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. She wore a raspberry beret. The kind you find at the store that sells hats made of fruit. I wear an apricot balaclava, as it happens.

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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  18. She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot business suit to today's board meeting. Everyone agreed it was both tacky and unprofessional.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  19. She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot rubber weenie, that she wore cuz I like to get pegged.

    By Tim the cool tan sailor,
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  20. She's a 97 Jerb. Five-speed turbo injection. But my dream is I'd like to get a blue one. A real nice classic blue Jerb

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. She's a brick... and I'm drowning slowly... HOUSE!

    By RyanChristopherRussell,
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  22. She's a little bit country, and I'm a little bit Scotch-Welsh.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  23. She's a little bit country, and my genetic makeup contains no physical music. But I am a squid.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  24. She's a really saucey gal, that Italian grandmother of yours. You'd think she'd wear an apron when she's standing over that bubbling cauldron ...

    By CPiz,
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  25. She's electric, but she's also a racist so I'd like to take this opportunity to distance myself from her.

    By Gnarlywhal the gnarly narwhal,
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