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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sorry about your breasts, my dear, but those were some tasty pasties!

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  2. Sorry about your car. In my defense, I forgot I was on fire.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Sorry again about the incident in the Tesla showroom. In fairness, your salesperson did tell me I could sleep on it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Sorry Amazon, I've already got a robotic drone to handle my package. #MYWIFE!

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Sorry aspiring cereal killers, they're nonperishable

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  6. Sorry buster, but those two cans of Dr Pepper in your cargo short pockets still can't mend a broken heart.

    By RandyMiller,
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  7. Sorry but I can't keep my hams to myself -- you knew I was a ham salesman when we got married!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  8. Sorry CBB

    By StagnantSusanFukinLazySam2much,
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  9. Sorry everyone, we've been doing this tour for a while now, and so there aren't any catchphrase suggestions left.

    By Syme,
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  10. Sorry folks the show today has been cancelled. You will receive a full refund at the door.

    By Real Name Andrew,
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  11. Sorry folks, no catchphrase this week. Y'all need to STEP UP YO' GAME.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 924 views

  12. Sorry for kicking you in the family jewels but you have to admit your scrotum's a weird place to keep diamond encrusted heirlooms.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 386 views

  13. Sorry for spilling my gin & tonic all down your denim jacket, Samantha.

    By 5318008,   
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  14. Sorry for that thing just now. It'll never happen again. ... Whoa, deja vu!

    By Lamprey,
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  15. Sorry for the mess. When you told me to come on, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Sorry for the misunderstanding, ma'am. I thought "big box store" meant something else entirely

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm the EXERCISEist. I get your overweight demons into tip-top shape.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. Sorry for your loss but that doesn’t mean you can come to my house, take cheese out of my fridge, and rub it on your chest until you are happy again. You must accept Jimmy is gone

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. Sorry Gramma, but my ongoing love requires that you enable cookies.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Sorry Guardians of the Galaxy, there's only one Star-Lord for me. And that's Star-Jesus.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Sorry handicapped friends, I'm leaving you behind. You don't dance, and if you don't dance then you're no friends of mine.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Sorry homeopaths, you can’t dilute a lobotomy

    By CanadianBangBang,
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  23. Sorry humans, the votes have finally been added up and it turns out we're dancer.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 529 views

  24. Sorry I broke the internet with my butt, I just wanted to see if your router would fit.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 315 views

  25. Sorry I can't read a catch phrase submission today. I forgot my catcher's mitt.

    By BretonTillinghast,
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