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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When I heard the news the Juice was loose, I peed inside my dungarees.

    By Mayor Poopy Doody-On-Me,
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  2. When I heard the next Batman movie would take place at a weekend swap meet I was sorely disappointed. Nobody will wanna go see Batman Bargains.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  3. When I hired you as my wedding DJ, what part of ‘Smash Mouth deep cuts only’ did you not understand?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. When I I ogle Boggle I picture Pictonary.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. when i kiss you i put you in my face-jail, / hash tag EASY STRETCH, NEW FISH, LIFER

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. When I leave this Taco Bell, I take my emotions with me

    By onReload,
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  7. When I look at smiling faces of children, all I can think is "stop staring at those kids! You'll get in trouble again!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. When I look at the stain on my ceiling, all I can think is "look how far I've come"

    By TimMontoya,   
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  9. When I look at you, I feel a moray, I know you're a manta love forever. Like an electric shark all over my body. I know we're sole mates....

    By the_muteKi,
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  10. When I need trombone, my dog is handy. But when I want sax, I call Candy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. When I play Operation, I’m up in them guts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. when I point, you pee (just like that)

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  13. When I poop my pants, it's like angels came down by way of a huge messy mudslide with a lot of partially digested food in there too.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. When I really hit bottom was the spanking spree.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  15. When I reflect on my life I know thing is true above all others, a pig ejaculates for 30 minutes.

    By S4082211,   
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  16. When I said "Spank me Daddy", I didn't mean for you to also ground me and take my XBox away

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  17. When I said "use the force", I guess what I meant was "call the police"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. When I said my door is always open, I meant that you were supposed to fix it, dumbass

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. When I said Talk QUERTY to me, I didn't think you would L-M-N-O-P on my chest!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. When I sat on that unicorn’s head I certainly got the point

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  21. When I say "Comedy" you say "Bang! Bang!" Ready? Comedy!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. When I say "Comedy" you say... whatever you want. I'm not the boss of you.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. When I say "heel" it doesn't mean "bite me on the heel", ya dumb dog. It means "heal me of my brain cancer"

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. When I say "potato," you say "how high?"

    By AndyMetz,
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  25. When I say "Purgo per incendia vestrum regnum..."

    By T-Licious,
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