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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Up my NOSE with a rubber hose? I wasn't expecting that. But ok, I mean, you're the urologist.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  2. Penis penis on the wall. Wait... who’s penis is that? It’s not mine at all!

    By Space jamming,
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  3. When you’re out of cattle to sacrifice a new born child should suffice

    By Friend of P,
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  4. Take your ancient grains and get fucked, King Tut!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  5. How much is that hot log in the window?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I directed a question to my digestion; my gut said "what" and then fell out my butt.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  7. My ex-wife said, "Please move away from me." So I loaded up the truck and I went to Beverly... D'Angelo's, that is. She screamed and called the police.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  8. Some good old fashioned Fallon free entertainment.

    By Boob Seger,
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  9. She's my step-sister AND my step-daughter!!

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  10. What about a really long catchphrase. Something like "to be or not to be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to podcast or to podcast listen, and by listening preserve the podcast" is that good? Long enough? There's still room for anothe

    By LesterPipps,
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  11. Measure twice. Cut once. Toss the foreskin. Eat some lunch.

    By GreedyBut3DButt,
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  12. My father says I look like his spitting image, but the images he makes with his spit look nothing like me

    By Peterpizzapal,
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  13. When I poop my pants, it's like angels came down by way of a huge messy mudslide with a lot of partially digested food in there too.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. I told the doctor that my nipples have been REALLY sensitive lately, then he told me that I could rinse and spit because he'd finished putting the crown on.

    By Slappywhite,
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  15. The insurgents are nudist albinos… so, don’t fire until you see the whites of their thighs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. “Hyphen” is far too complicated and nuanced a word for what it actual describes.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  17. Hey boy, what’s that noise? Looks like Granny’s jamming her clam with an extra full poise! 💦

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  18. I'll rub your belly if you rub mine!

    By Grandpa Jerry,
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  19. "Titty Bar" is Australian for Teddy Bear.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  20. I guess global warming is a myth because it took a long time for that polar bear to break the ice

    By RodgerDodgerMaGuy-ger,
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  21. I'm looking forward to Septy-doggy, but fear in four weeks, we're going to have to put the old girl down...

    By Demarcoa,
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  22. A wise man once said, "putting vodka up my ass was a bad idea."

    By Jon Hex,
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  23. Dank plank, bro, but you should have told me you were a pirate before I agreed to go somewhere more private.

    By Dolph Lundgrens Sad Tuesday,
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  24. Is Hugh talking to you too Arlene?

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Winner of Corn Digest Magazine’s “Highest Kernel Per Turd” Award for 2018

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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