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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why don’t we fuck in a Kubrickian hallway? (Lennon-McCartney)

    By BangtheComedySlowly,
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  2. Breakin’ off another hundo with some classic mumbo jumbo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. I came here to chew bubblegum and get kicked by ass, which is why I’m here at this farm standing behind a donkey smacking as loudly as I can.  

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I found Reese's Pieces in my niece's feces

    By The child from Problem Child,
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  6. Maggots are not getting any more expensive and the money is in my head

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. The early bird catches the worm, but he's always tired and the first to leave a party.

    By Andrew Paulsen,
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  8. There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s money.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. The moon is shining and the mimes are stirring so throw it up your ass if your pager’s chirping

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. If you don’t love me at my wurst, you don’t deserve me at my brat.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. whats up, hotdog?

    By Jimmy Stewarts Lisp,
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  12. Smell me once—shame on you. Smell me twice—is that Old Spice?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Once if by land, twice if by sea, three times if by a lady

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. We are the world, we love tapioca. We are the ones who make a thicker pudding, so let's start eating.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  15. My pepperoni is lonely. Add your havarti and we’ll party.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. You’ve got mail, but you might look into a quality set of plate armor, because that owlbear is coming in hot with a +12 melee attack bonus 

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Welcome to my _ODCAST. Notice how there's no "P" in it. Let's keep it that way!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  18. One part egg, one part skeet, bake for nine months, and voilà! The most overcooked clay pigeon omelet you’ve ever eaten.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Welcome to the jungle. We got fungus, and no games.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Let’s get stupid!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Actually, Saturday night’s not alright for fighting...are you free Sunday?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  22. And filling in on Saxophone, the man with Two Boners, Jim Joners!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  23. If you can’t answer the question, Mr. Hamlet, quit wasting class time.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. "Being Rich" is my second favorite thing about myself, just after "How Much I'm into Kids"

    By LARDdischarge,
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  25. Whoever stays aschemin' most definitely sprays the semen. Gender identities aside, it's an energy thing.

    By peedMostInTweedCoats,
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