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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. orange juice in the morning, piss in the afternoon and beer at night

    By voichicoski,
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  2. after my potty, your Scotty-2-Hottie is feeling clean & naughty

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
    • 0 replies
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  3. Forget about getting upset, Jake...this is NO MAD LAND.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
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  4. It’s Janet... Miss Jackson, if you’re Nazi/ Nazi, Nazi boys, don’t ever change

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. With hairplugs like these, who needs to open a plug bag, I'm also a customer

    By Profether Forthkin,
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  6. Plop plop, fizz fizz, both of my ears are filled with jizz.

    By Butt Barf,
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  7. Tucci touchy tushy? Touché!

    By Butt Barf,
    • 0 replies
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  8. Hortense portends Morton’s fortunes will disperse when Hortense absconds with Morton’s purse.

    By Mr. Boddy’s Body,
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  9. I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite deez nuts, sir.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Marvel based Madripoor on this podcast, and I've always been the real Power Broker.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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  11. Poptart Poptart have you ever blown a fart?  Toast, Toast, Pop, Pop ... Yes I have!  ...  now 

    By Weinersniff 3,
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  12. I will not fat shame Grimace but I will cut his throat for he is a threat to the multiverse

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  13. When you get older you can’t just go from one sugar daddy to the next anymore. You have to think about sugarless daddies now.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
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  14. Shit on my face and tell me that you love me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Flop sweat on my Bobba Fett but you can Princess my Leia anytime

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  16. Each is the size of a dinner plate, but a Venn diagram best describes the shape of my uni-nipple.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
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  17. Hot quiz pop shot

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  18. What do the jokes on this podcast and the twin towers have in common? They all fall flat.

    By Jake Dingus,
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  19. Is it President Dr. Steve Brule, or Dr. President Steve Brule?

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. Sometimes when I look up at the stars, I wonder if there is an alien up there dreaming about making sweet love to me.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  21. A woman shot a crocodile to save her twin sister. The twin female crocodile appeared grateful.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Do I do that?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. All I'm saying is, if I were Achilles, I'd have worn tougher shoes

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
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  24. At the end of the day, every great singer-songwriter is also a regular eater-crapblower.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
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  25. All of your fragile Facebook friends love the Fast and the Furious, so drive slow.

    By JoshuaLampley,
    • 0 replies
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