New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. The First Million Dicks Are The Hardest.

   By Robert_Yune, February 13, 2016
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2. If laughter is the best medicine...

   By Zach'ryFrese, March 25, 2013   

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3. Are Jason Mantzoukas and Chris D'Elia the same person?

   By PlacateTheMuse, May 2, 2019
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   • lil armleg
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4. I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you—but I stop at one because of the leg infection I picked up from your mom at Bonnaroo in 2004.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, June 29, 2018
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5. I fucked my own son, it's Comedy Bang Bang!

   By whatever mom, July 19, 2013
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   • whatever mom
   • July 19, 2013

6. The Monologue which Offends Reggie into Leaving

   By Brady Bro, August 21, 2012   

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   • August 21, 2012

7. Menudo played Pluto in a game of Cluedo. It was Mr. Green in the Hall with pseudo-Judo.

   By Bever Hopox, November 25, 2014
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   • December 2, 2014

8. If Mr. Phipps Pretzel Chips never existed then what the hell is all this non-figurative blood doing on my hands? I think I murdered papa. Sad face, fo

   By Kevinpalooza, January 31, 2014
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   • January 31, 2014

9. Unfortunately, dear listeners, this episode of Comedy Bang Bang will not contain any plugs. Why, you ask? Because they're all in my butt!

   By Qwyatt Wyatt, August 20, 2015
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   • August 25, 2015

10. Oops, I'm farting a lot of shit out of my asshole

    By kindlerslist, March 13, 2015
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11. The family of What's Up Hot Dog has asked that in lieu of flowers, you make a donation to the What's Up Hot Dog Memorial Plugs fund

    By Mister Robarto, March 19, 2013
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12. It's the show where we talk to interesting people

    By SteveH, June 6, 2017
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13. Let's fire up the bubble machine and CATCH! THAT! ORCA!

    By StevoDoccerson, July 20, 2014
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    • July 20, 2014

14. The proof is in the pudding you say, Matlock?....well I hope you don't ruin your colonial-white suit while you're extracting this aforementioned and c

    By KrangkaDelic, January 19, 2015
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    • PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer
    • January 19, 2015

15. This catchphrase would have more views if there were a reply

    By sodapopcat, February 25, 2014
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    • Bernard_Shakey
    • February 28, 2014

16. Sic Semper Moranis

    By DarcyRhodes, June 14, 2015
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    • coconutphone
    • June 16, 2015

17. I put my iPhone on Airplane mode, but when I threw it out the window it didn’t fly very far at all.

    By spaceball87, April 8, 2014
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    • April 8, 2014

18. reliable movie? 40 year old virgin. reliable professional? 40 year old surgeon. epic main course fail? 40 year old sturgeon.

    By KrangkaDelic, December 31, 2014
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    • Bever Hopox
    • January 2, 2015

19. Bang Bang into the room, Bang Bang all over you.

    By buffalobills, August 29, 2014
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    • August 29, 2014

20. are you really nonconducting not dogs?

    By JoshuaCoffman, August 17, 2012
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    • August 17, 2012

21. "Dad, wanna go to the big Boz Scaggs concert on friday?!" "Son, you know what I always say," Jeff replied. "Yeah yeah...'God Hates Boz Scaggs,'"

    By deadmimewalking, May 10, 2012   

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    • May 10, 2012

22. QUACK FACTS! Did you know lady ducks have a labyrinthian virgina? QUACK FACT!

    By Skeevins, August 7, 2013
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    • NickArnold
    • August 7, 2013

23. Pancakes for dinner? Hey, Its 9am somewhere

    By AlvaroMendez, December 11, 2015
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24. Shave and a Handjob, Bay Rum!

    By JohnnyChaCha, July 17, 2012
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    • JohnnyChaCha
    • July 17, 2012

25. If you don't know

    By scurvy, January 24, 2013
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    • January 24, 2013