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LMNOPeehole

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  1. LMNOPeehole
    As the last bit of life left my father's frail frame, he clutched me close and whispered into my ear, "Keep that sticky on your dicky in 2015..."
  2. LMNOPeehole
    They call me Mellow Yellow, cuz I don't flush.
  3. LMNOPeehole
    The universe is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere. Wait, did I say 'the Universe"? I meant to say 'your mom'.
  4. LMNOPeehole
    The cream rises to the top, but the jizz sinks straight to the bottom, where it lies unseen. Use that to your advantage.
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