marshall mellow

Hi everyone. Shocked to see I'm not at the bottom of the league yet. I'm confident I will get there though. Also, Survivor needs more villains imho. If Bradley was meant to be a villain because he got abit hangry, then I think we are in trouble ! I'm not saying we need to go full blown Worlds Apart or anything, but maybe another entertaining villain like Tony ?

Here is Team Redemption coming in for the win ! Challenge Beast: Morgan The Strategist: Brendan The Black Widow AKA the Parvati Award: Stephanie J The Cutthroat: Bradley The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: Wendell Under The Radar: Kellyn Wildcard: Donathan Bench Player: Jenna Final 3 Prediction: Morgan, Kellyn, Wendell Winner Pick: Morgan Putting all my money on Morgan because idk, she reminds me of Kim Spradlin ?? Can't wait to be proved wrong about that.

I'm scared #TooScary

We all love Survivor and it's crazy idols and plot twists and advantages right ? Otherwise the guy that they want to win doesn't win ! We love it. So, in the spirit of this season, I propose a last minute twist to the league, to really shake things up. Here's the twist that you did not see coming ....... Points are actually bad and paint a target on your back ! The only way to win the league is to have the least number of points. Fingers crossed Joe goes for this and isn't too mad that his winner pick got shafted.

I like to imagine that JP is the victim of mistaken identity and the guy that was supposed be on Survivor (lets call him PJ) is still sitting on a beach somewhere wondering when Jeff Probst is going to show up.

Please let JP make it to the Final 3 and give a jury speech.

Joe, please correct my score too, ty

Lol. This is worse than that time I picked Barb as my winner pick in the Stranger Things league !!

Wow, I'm so far behind. Much like Ryan in the reward challenge trying to get that ball up the hill. Who knows, maybe JP will toss me back into the race next week ? Doubt it. This is bullshit. Fuck you Survivor ! *throws rice onto fire*

Chrissy doing real well Joe -- she's going at least far enough to meet Ryan so he can finally tell her about how he saved her with his idol and how he is in fact a Hero not a hustler or whatever it is he is imagining will happen lol. Here's hoping that JP gets his head in the game cuz I need them points !

Wow, really called that one. Good job to me.

LOL Also .... JP = Jeff Probst, so there's also that, just sayin'

It's 2017 and Jeff Probst has had enough of the nerds and awkwards dominating Survivor storylines. The Davids and Cochrans and Aubreys and Adams and Hannahs. So I'm predicting a season dominated by the bigger players. The alpha girls and guys getting our friend Probst all hot and bothered in the challenges. He's been such a good boy ---- he deserves this ! Here are my picks which you know will be very good and right and I definitely won't be in last place again: Challenge Beast: JP The Strategist: Roarke The Black Widow: Desi The Cutthroat: Ali The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: Chrissy Under The Radar: Alan Wildcard: Ryan Bench Player: Devon Final 3 Prediction: Katrina, Alan, JP Winner Pick: JP

Wow .... that did not work out well for me at all.

Challenge beast: Caleb Strategist: Aubry Black Widow: Hali Cutthroat: Tony Old schooler: Ozzy UTR: Sandra Wildcard: Michaela Bench Player: JT Final 3: Tony, Malcolm, Debbie Winner: Tony.

Okay, here's my team Joe. Challenge Beast: MICHAELA The Strategist: MARI The Black Widow: MICHELLE The Cutthroat: BRET The Old Schooler: CECE Under The Radar: ADAM Wildcard: ZEKE Bench Player: KEN Final 3 Prediction: JESSICA, BRET, DAVID Winner Pick: DAVID

Whoa, happy birthday Broseph Clemdawg !!

I guess Malcolm and Joe were too busy to help out with the league, so here are Dan and Jason instead. Congrats to winner Joe McGurl.

Here we are at the Final 4. So excited to see who wins. I'm talking about the Survivor league of course. At the head of the points pack is Joey Amazing. going into the Finals with an all-female strong team: Michelle, Aubry and Cydney. Joey Amazing should be looking for the girls to align and vote Tai out first. Disregard that last bit, I was mistaken. Joey Amazing actually went into the Finals with 3 players left: Tai, Aubry and Michelle ! The actual final 3. Pretty incredible piece of luck skill, well done Joey. Following closely in the points table are Chaos Staz and Greg Probst, both going into the Finals with Michelle, Tai and Cydney. Chaos Staz is not too far behind Joey Amazing and has been in the lead for most of the Season. She could grab back the lead if we see Aubry voted out first. However, don't count out Greg Probst yet as he is the only player left with a chance at actually picking the winner. If Cydney wins this whole thing, Greg Probst should be cashing those points and bragging rights, and we will likely never hear the end of it here on the forums. Kaoh Rong Jo Long is going into the finals at the bottom of the league and with only one player left - Cydney. Zero chance of winning the league. Next season she'll be back though and yes, you better believe it'll be worth playing for !

Oh wow, thank you DtRHJ. Looking forward to listening to this ! Edit: Mary gets it

Poor guy was definitely trying to Chefszki ! He was trying real hard.

Survivor editors: " Hey, I know you like Aubry and Cydney, and yes we agree they are great, but have you seen this Michelle from the Beauty tribe ? We think you'd really like her !" Me: "Michelle ? I mean she's not really my choice to win or anything ..." Editors: "Really ! Wow. I'm surprised ! She's awesome. Here, take another look !" ---- Me watching Michelle confessionals for 2 episodes ----------------- Me: "Yeah, she seems okay I guess, but Aubry or Cydney have to be the winner right ? I mean, did you see the way Aubry handled Tai at the ....." Editors: "No ! Forget Aubry and Cydney. You like Michelle now !!"

If ... the beautys side with the brawn tribe then ... that puts the brains tribe in danger therefore ... Joe or Debbie go home how ... by votes why ... because of numbers lets go! haaang on. back it up, uh oh! ... The girls on the beauty tribe are not on board with the plan ! not again ... We got a #blindside coming heere we go ... tribal is getting feisty that's because ... Nick is being a dick and nooow we really doin it! ... #Blindside A brawn-er is sent home The end.

HBD HD !

Season 28 - the first ever Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty is really insanely good.