Who put the bomp in the bomp-shoo-bomp-shoo-bomp? Because I know Hugh put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

[Who put the bomp in the bomp-shoo-bomp-shoo-bomp? Because I know Hugh put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.]

Who put the bomp in the bomp-shoo-bomp-shoo-bomp? Because I know Hugh put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

[If it looks like a butt, smells like a butt, and tastes like a butt, your CPR instructor is definitely using the wrong doll.]

If it looks like a butt, smells like a butt, and tastes like a butt, your CPR instructor is definitely using the wrong doll.

[Don't hate the player—hate the James.]

Don't hate the player—hate the James.

[You can't drink a 6-pack of Pepsi without opening a few cans of Pepsi.]

You can't drink a 6-pack of Pepsi without opening a few cans of Pepsi.

[You know what Mike Jagger always says: "My name is MICK Jagger."]

You know what Mike Jagger always says: "My name is MICK Jagger."

[Here's where you went wrong, son: for question 4, "curve" is the word and "spin"'s the verb.]

Here's where you went wrong, son: for question 4, "curve" is the word and "spin"'s the verb.

[GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAMese Ambassador, how was your stay here at the Tampa Embassy Suites?]

GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAMese Ambassador, how was your stay here at the Tampa Embassy Suites?

[Don't hate the player, hate the James.]

Don't hate the player, hate the James.

[CC D C F E, CC D C G F, CC C A F E D, BbBb A F G F—take THAT, Mildred and Patty Hill!]

CC D C F E, CC D C G F, CC C A F E D, BbBb A F G F—take that, Mildred and Patty Hill!

[Now stop me if you've heard this catchphrase: stop me if you've heard this catchphrase.]

Now stop me if you've heard this catchphrase: stop me if you've heard this catchphrase.

[This just in: Dr. Bronner's personality IS as bubbly as his 18-in-1 Pure Hemp Castille Peppermint soap.]

This just in: Dr. Bronner's personality IS as bubbly as his 18-in-1 Pure Hemp Castille Peppermint soap.

[This summer--Gene Hackman is BACK in Hoosiers 2: Hoosier Daddy!]

This summer--Gene Hackman is BACK in Hoosiers 2: Hoosier Daddy!

[Fool me once...]

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, hey dad! This dog magician is actually pretty good.